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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed 由 Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, 或者 not.

My Little Pony: Zombies

Pinkie Pie: *Putting a new casette into her radio*

Episode 1: My Unconventional Allies

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749021!!!! Perhaps this station will hold the keys to the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me, but I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little filly disappear to? Only time will tell us in this, theater of the damned! *Making static noises*

***

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749022. Ignore everything I 说 in entry 749021. It's all lies. Or, at least the 2nd half is.

***

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749023. I'm having too much fun with this, even if I only made 4 entries, and not over 700,000 of them. That would be too much work!

彩虹 Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle teleported into Kino Der Toten. They each had 500 points, an M1911 pistol, and a knife.

Pinkie Pie: *Running upstairs to a barrier* There's no power. How suspicious.... 或者 OBVIOUS!!
Applejack: *Goes to the barrier below the floor that Pinkie Pie is on, and finds part of the meteor* Oh I found a rock. Great.
Twilight Sparkle: *Goes to the barrier near the Quick Revive, and throws a grenade, killing two zombies* I take great preasure in ending you!
彩虹 Dash: *Stabs a zombie with her knife*
Applejack: *Stabs two zombies* Die 你 filthy creature.
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at a zombie, and kills it*

Round 1 is over.

Score

彩虹 Dash: 630
Applejack: 760
Pinkie Pie: 500
Twilight Sparkle: 860

Kill count

彩虹 Dash: 1
Applejack: 2
Pinkie Pie: 0
Twilight Sparkle: 3

Round 2 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the M14, and buys it. She struggles to carry it* This is just so heavy.
彩虹 Dash: *Buys the Olympia* No 更多 nice 小马 bone jaws. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Applejack: *Runs to the Olympia, and buys it* A shotgun. Now I just need a shot blast. Hehe.
彩虹 Dash: Sorry Applejack, that wasn't funny. *Shoots a zombie*
Applejack: *Runs back to her barrier, and shoots two zombies* I just killed a million zombies. Why is no one helping?
Pinkie Pie: *Blows the head off of a zombie* Yes. Ya, ya! DIE!!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Buys the Olympia* I wirr end their suffering. *Runs back to her barrier*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots another zombie, and reloads*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* You'll all kneel before the empire!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with one bullet*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then switches to her M1911. She shoots a zombie three times, and then stabs it, which kills it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of another zombie* Ah, 你 must be punished. You're dirty! Dirty!
彩虹 Dash: *Reloading the Olympia, and shoots another zombie* Meet 彩虹 Dash! You're worst nightmare!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*

Round 2 is over.

Score

彩虹 Dash: 510
Applejack: 500
Pinkie Pie: 450
Twilight Sparkle: 520

Kill count

彩虹 Dash: 7
Applejack: 6
Pinkie Pie: 4 (4 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 6

Round 3 will start in the 下一个 part
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 General Rosemeyer.
General Rosemeyer.
The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to 加入 us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do 你 like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well 你 must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are 你 doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do 你 know how 你 got sick?
Jeff: My doctor 说 it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* 或者 你 can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 你 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 你 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 你 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? 显示 yourself!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay 由 Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Jade Gordon

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits 由 door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see 你 again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen....
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Rarity woke up in her bed, looking at her clock. And noticed she was late to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt. "Oh goodness! I have forgot to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt." Rarity swung out of bed, trotting to her make up room. The soft colored blue magic had occured to rarity's horn. She had lifted up fake eyelashes and straped it to her left eye. "Oh I really should have resisted sweetie belle's begging." Then she lifted up another eyelash, Strapping it to her right eye. Lied beside her, was a eyeshadow box and the eyeshadow brush. "I'm sure sweetie belle won't mind if we're late...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean's Canterlot GMO
Sean's Canterlot GMO
It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do 你 always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If 你 don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least 你 can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 9


The Sun is still up, but the night approaches quickly. Four dark silhouettes sneak toward the edge of the Everfree Forest. Four stallions. They 移动 carefully. Veeeery silently. Like if they were hiding from somepony.

“Are 你 sure this is the right way, Caramel?” one 小马 asks quietly.

“Yes, yes…” Bon-Bon told me precisely where is it.” he 回复 and gestures to the two others.

“Clover, Note, 移动 your flanks! We best be doing this before the Sun goes down!”

“Right behind ya!”

Ssshhh! There!” 焦糖 whispers and points to a large, weird object...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of evil – Part 1

It’s summer. The night is warm. The soft breeze cuddles the 树 branches. The full Moon pours its white light on the land. Crickets chirping. Countless fireflies circling in the air. Everything is calm. The glowing orb reaches its zenith on the obsidian sky. Flickering stars. Elongating shadows. The clock on Town Square shows 2 AM. The quiet sound of streaming water. A 喷泉 in the middle of the square. The regal, life size statue of Celestia observes the town restlessly. Ponyville at night…

The night is warm. Open windows. Billowing curtains. Sighs, snores...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and his 老友记 found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do 你 copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are 你 carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain:...
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 The battle that started it all
The battle that started it all
Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the 前一个 stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The 下一个 日 was the beginning of the Equestria War. A 月 later Canterlot got bombed, and the 小马 Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The 小马 Alliance finishes...
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Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did 你 kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. 你 also might've died. That's why I came here to offer 你 protection.
cashier: If 你 put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal...
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 Mike
Mike
When Scootaloo heard General Sky Night say this, she backed away from 彩虹 Dash immediately. "Don't 你 walk away from your big sister!!!" Dash shouted at the little 橙子, 橙色 filly. "You stay away from Scootaloo!" A voice yelled as it came closer Sky Night recognized the Pegasi that flew down a few feet from RD. "mike?" Night asked. "Yes Sky it's me" he 说 as Scootaloo got behind him. "Rainbow, 你 aren't well" Mike 说 to the cyan Pegasus. "I remember you!" The 彩虹 小马 angrily replied. While these two were arguing Pin Tail grabbed his pistol and Green Flame revealed a flint-lock Musket.....
 "Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"
"Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few 分钟 later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another 小马 named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank
Frank
Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do 你 want?
Der Cheif: The money 你 偷了 from me!
Con: It's not stealing if 你 win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so 你 gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...
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 Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.
Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.
Dash made it up to me 由 making out with me, then we went to a Green 干草 concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause 你 talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all 你 do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all 你 like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...
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 彩虹 Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" 彩虹 Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the 橙子, 橙色 filly says to her sister. "And! .....if 你 get out of 床, 床上 I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus 说 with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her 彩虹 sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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When the troops saw that there was one loss. their leader, General Sky Night, wanted a remedy in the air since most Pegasi were having conflicts at the time. The General thought that if air balloons have been used for travel, the Ponyville military should find new air machines that could be used for battles. Pin tail and Green Flame were excited when they heard about the general's idea. Both the scout and infantry 小马 had joy 展示 on their faces and wanted to begin immediately on the inventions....
We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith 更多 unicorns.

Vinyl Scratch: Where are 你 taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once 你 get the train across the bridge.
Rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: 由 derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?...
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"I can't believe it is 圣诞节 Eve,YAY! I can't wait to decorate your house,Cotton Swirls!"said Azura Alor. "We can go decorate right now,let's go!"said Cotton Swirls. When they all arrive at a her house,they started taking out all of the 圣诞节 decorations. "We should decorate tommorrow,you know. Because...it is 圣诞节 tommorrow."says 苹果白兰地 as she looks around the room. "I do not think that is a very good idea,since 圣诞节 Eve today."said Score Heights.

Meari Otenbasan saw a video game console so she ran to it as fast as she can. "Hey,Score Heights! I found some Video Games!"she...
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