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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport.

Larry: *Buying tickets*
Adrenaline: I hate the airports.
Larry: That's good, because we have to get out of here now. Our plane is going to leave soon. *Goes outside to board the plane*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Gets on the plane*
Adrenaline: *Sits down on a 座位 in the plane*
Larry: *Sitting between Adrenaline, and the window*
Adrenaline: This trip should take a while.
Larry: Honolulu isn't far away. It should only take us a few 分钟 to get there.
Adrenaline: Good thing.

Three 分钟 later.

Pilot: *Lands the plane on the runway, and stops it three hundred feet from where it landed. He turns on his walkie talkie, and makes an announcement* Attention, this is your captain speaking, we have now landed in Honolulu. Enjoy your stay.
Passengers: *Getting off the plane*
Larry: *Walks off the plane, and smokes a cigarette*
Adrenaline: 你 know, I don't get why we needed a plane for such a short travel. Kind of a waste of money.
Larry: Would 你 rather waste half an 小时 on a boat?
Adrenaline: I guess not.
Larry: *Sees a police car pass by* Let's steal a car, and follow him.
Police Pony: *Stops at a red light*

The closest car to them was a white Lightningbird.

Larry: *Unlocks the driver's door, gets inside the car, and unlocks the passenger side door*
Adrenaline: *Gets into the car*
Larry: *Starts it*
Police Pony: *Takes off as the light turns green*
Larry: *Follows the police car*
Adrenaline: So, where to?
Larry: We follow the police car.
Adrenaline: What about the new cop cars?
Larry: That cop might check on the new cars for Maui.
Cop: *Turns right*
Larry: *Follows the cop, turning right*
Cop: *Turns left onto a road leading to the Dodge factory*
Larry: Here we go. *Turns left*
Cop: *Passes the security gate*
Larry: *Stops at the security gate, and opens his window*
Guard: I'm sorry sir, 你 two are gonna have to turn around, and leave.
Larry: *Grabs a silenced pistol, and shoots the guard four times*
Guard: *Leans onto the button that opens the gate as he dies*
Larry: *Drives past the gate, and stops behind the police car* Okay, find the ship that the cars are on, and destroy them. I'll wait here.
Adrenaline: Okay, but how?
Larry: Shoot the gas tanks with your gun.
Adrenaline: If 你 say so. *Gets out*
Larry: And make it quick. If that alarm goes off, we make a break for it, but I won't leave without you.
Adrenaline: *Runs towards the water, hoping to find the 船, 小船 with the new cop cars*
Larry: *Drives towards an area where no one will see him*

On the boat

Cop: *Talking to some workers* When do these cars get finished? The police in Maui need them in two days.
Worker: They get finished at Midnight Tonight, and they'll arrive on time. We have half of the cars being loaded onto this ship right now.
Adrenaline: *Gets on the ship, and shoots the gas tank on one car, causing a chain reaction of explosions around the boat*
Worker & Cop: *Seeing the cars explode*
Worker: Damnit! Get out of here!! *Runs away while turning on an alarm*
Adrenaline: *Laughing while running away*
Cop: *Grabs his .38, and fires two bullets at Adrenaline*
Workers: *Running away. They are between Adrenaline, and the cop*
Cop: Goddammit! I can't get a clear shot!
Adrenaline: *Gets into the car*
Larry: Did 你 get 'em?
Adrenaline: Yeah! Let's go.
Larry: *Drives away*

As soon as he passed the gate, the whole factory exploded.

Larry: *Looks behind him, and then at Adrenaline* Uh, how many of those cars did 你 shoot?
Adrenaline: Just one.
Larry: I was wondering how 你 made such a massive explosion.
Adrenaline: There must have been a lot of gasoline on that ship.

2 B Continued
I know what 你 may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large 刀 was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when 你 think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 标题 of this 文章 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 电影院 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and 你 don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet 苹果 Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten 更多 Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need 更多 vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house 下一个 to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did 你 kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were 你 watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did 你 see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm 彩虹 Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: 嘿 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 交叉, 十字架 eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 你 ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. 由 the way would 你 watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't 你 ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: 嘿 yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell 由 your username.
1Indian1: No 你 couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what 你 do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine 日 for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing 下一个 to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are 你 going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: 你 stood there like a statue for 30 分钟 already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before 你 hit the ball off the tee. If 你 mess up your first shot, 你 mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since 你 left. He still rants about his 首页 country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station 由 now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor 迷失 his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the 湾 Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the 湾 Bridge.
Sprocket: Do 你 really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But 你 gotta admit, Jack 伦敦 Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want 你 dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do 你 think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the 街, 街道 name.
Case Cracker: 你 think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this 小马 will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
下一个 morning

Gordon: *Calling Case 饼干 at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your 屁股 over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he 说 he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two 分钟 after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting 由 the tracks on Archer 爬坡道, 小山 with a 冷却器 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 你 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 或者 not, but I really hope 你 do. *Grabs another 啤酒 bottle, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Who? Why? When?
Pilot: Origins

The 日 is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, 你 two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...
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