Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.
Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!
Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.
Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] 你 mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do 你 have something 你 need to say? 你 seem like you've been keeping something in.
Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]
Fluttershy: We're here to listen.
Applejack: Well, go on then, sugarcube.
Rarity: We're not going to judge you, darling.
Spike: You'll feel so much better once 你 get it off your chest!
Pinkie Pie: [blowing up balloon]
彩虹 Dash: Come on. [balloon pops]
彩虹 Dash: Whatever it is, 你 can tell us! We're best friends!
[with reverb] Friends! Friends! Friends! Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! 彩虹 Dash and Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Tell! Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Friends! Friends! Friends! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Pinkie: Okay, okay, 你 win! [inhales] Shining Armor and Cadance are gonna have a—
Shining Armor: An awesome weekend with the best little sister in all of Equestria!
Cadance: [giggles] Hi, every pony..
Pinkie Pie: [exhales]
Cadence: (to Saten) What's your name?
Saten: (pervertly) What ever 你 WANT it to be.
Cadence: (laughs) Oh sweetie, that isn't gonna work, but keep on trying (pats his head).
Saten: (groans) that's what Starlight Glimmer said.. I never stopped though. I even got her autograph.
Twi: That was a restraining order.
Saten: Yeah.. But she still signed it.. It goes great 下一个 to my restraining order from Lauren Faust.
Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!
Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.
Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] 你 mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do 你 have something 你 need to say? 你 seem like you've been keeping something in.
Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]
Fluttershy: We're here to listen.
Applejack: Well, go on then, sugarcube.
Rarity: We're not going to judge you, darling.
Spike: You'll feel so much better once 你 get it off your chest!
Pinkie Pie: [blowing up balloon]
彩虹 Dash: Come on. [balloon pops]
彩虹 Dash: Whatever it is, 你 can tell us! We're best friends!
[with reverb] Friends! Friends! Friends! Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! 彩虹 Dash and Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Tell! Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Friends! Friends! Friends! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Pinkie: Okay, okay, 你 win! [inhales] Shining Armor and Cadance are gonna have a—
Shining Armor: An awesome weekend with the best little sister in all of Equestria!
Cadance: [giggles] Hi, every pony..
Pinkie Pie: [exhales]
Cadence: (to Saten) What's your name?
Saten: (pervertly) What ever 你 WANT it to be.
Cadence: (laughs) Oh sweetie, that isn't gonna work, but keep on trying (pats his head).
Saten: (groans) that's what Starlight Glimmer said.. I never stopped though. I even got her autograph.
Twi: That was a restraining order.
Saten: Yeah.. But she still signed it.. It goes great 下一个 to my restraining order from Lauren Faust.
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like 你 would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some 金牌 hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like 你 would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some 金牌 hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!