Date: June 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The yards were busy when the Military ponies woke up.

Military 小马 2: Okay, let's continue with our inspection.
Military 小马 1: Right. *Sits down in the Jeep with his partner*
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* 嘿 lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike: *Following the both of them* We just tell them that we're not Communists, and they'll go away.
Stylo: Didn't 你 already do that yesterday?
Mike: *Remembers* Oh fuck! I got nothing!
Hawkeye: Look Mike, the only way we're going to convince these guys that we're not Communists, is to just continue on with our work like we normally do.
Military Ponies: *Packing up*
Mike: Hold that thought. *Runs to the Military Ponies* Are 你 guys leaving?
Military 小马 2: Yep. 你 were right after all.
Military 小马 1: From now on, I'll know to listen to Irish ponies.
Mike: I'm Scottish!
Military 小马 1: Same thing. *Gets in the Jeep with his partner, and drives away*
Mike: Same thing my arse. Good riddance to ya!
Hawkeye: *Walks over to Mike with Stylo* They're gone already?
Mike: Yep.
Stylo: Well, this had to be the worst episode I ever starred in.
Hawkeye: What the fuck was the point of all this?
Mike: I don't know.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there was no point. Let's just get to work.

The End

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