Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military 小马 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military 小马 2: *Getting out*
Military 小马 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help 你 two?
Military 小马 1: I assume 你 heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military 小马 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes 你 think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military 小马 1: Run 由 Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military 小马 2: Sabotage.
Military 小马 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military 小马 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. 你 wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military 小马 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. 你 can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military 小马 1: We will set up base 下一个 to your train yard.

It only took them two 分钟 to park the Jeep 下一个 to the train yard, and put up their tents.

Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are 你 two doing here?
Military 小马 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military 小马 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military 小马 2: 你 sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military 小马 1: Whatever 你 usually do here, I think 你 should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.

2 B Continued