小马宝莉 Article: Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ultimate Deadman's Jeep

Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log 舱, 小木屋 in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a 车库下一个 to his house.

Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just 移动 that here, and 移动 this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his 老友记 on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.

Song: link

Big Tire and Silverado both drive a truck like this

Big Tire: *Going down 爬坡道, 小山 in front of Silverado*
Silverado: *Passing Big Tire on the right*
Big Tire: *Goes through a big muddy puddle*
Silverado: *Gets in front of him*

They both started going up a hill, and as they reached the top, their trucks went airborne for half a 秒 before landing on the ground.

Silverado: Is that the best 你 got?
Big Tire: Eeyup. It's better than what 你 got.

They went up another small hill, and went airborne after passing the top.

Big Tire & Silverado: *Stop at Ultimate Deadman's house*
Ultimate Deadman: *Opens the door to his house* Come on in 你 two.
Big Tire & Silverado: *Walks into the house*
Ultimate Deadman: I'm sure 你 two are familiar with my Jeep.
Big Tire: Eeyup.
Ultimate Deadman: What if I told 你 I replaced the engine with a brand new one from a Wrangler, and upgraded it until it had the capability of going over 200?
Silverado: Will 你显示 us?
Ultimate Deadman: Of course. *Walks to his Jeep with the two stallions* I'm afraid that there's only room for two of us.
Big Tire: 你 go. I'll wait here.
Silverado: Okay. Hey, see if 你 can raise my suspension a little while I'm gone.
Big Tire: Okay.

With Big Tire raising the suspension of Silverado's truck, the other stallions took off in Ultimate Deadman's Jeep.

Ultimate Deadman: *Floors it uphill*
Silverado: What exactly did 你 upgrade this with?
Ultimate Deadman: *Going over 50* A few parts from Land Rover.

The Jeep started going faster until it reached 75. Then, at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill, they went airborne, and landed on the Round Freeway.

Ponies: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Ultimate Deadman: Hahaha. Now this is where we reach our 最佳, 返回页首 speed.
Silverado: *Watching the speedometer* We're almost at 150.
Ultimate Deadman: *Watching the speedometer too* Now we're over it.
Silverado: How the hell did 你 get the money to afford this?
Ultimate Deadman: I've been saving a lot of my money for a rainy day. What do 你 say we head home?
Silverado: Not until 你 hit 200.
Ultimate Deadman: Check our speed.
Silverado: *Looks at the speedometer, and sees that they're going 205* Oh.
Ultimate Deadman: *Turns off the freeway, and drives back to his house* I have an idea for the three of us. We need a rally.

2 B Continued

On The Block Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....

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The Storm Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her 商店 after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...

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The Storm Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe 说 that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were 下一个 to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that 你 did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need 你 to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once 你 return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 80 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what 你 did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did 你 do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know 你 didn't, but 你 need to be 更多 careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of 更多 repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: 嘿 everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are 你 doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would 你 tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 星, 星级 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...

巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 after the five years of solitary confinement

Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement

巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on 最佳, 返回页首 of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...

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Sweet 苹果 Massicure Spoof Part 3

posted by Canada24

This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..

Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe 你 can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what 你 ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of 你 in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. 或者 to be 更多 specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...

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A 圣诞节 Story Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: 你 wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A 花 that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...

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A 圣诞节 Story Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile

Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a 婊子, 子 would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. 由 the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the 日 was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty 分钟 until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward 你 with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If 你 shoot S.C....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, 或者 things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...

MAPLEQUEST 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

枫, 枫树 looked out at the 表 and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" 枫, 枫树 asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. 枫, 枫树 looked where Gummy was, right 由 her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" 枫, 枫树 asked. She looked around and then the 厨房 caught on fire. 枫, 枫树 gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. 或者 at least, for Maple.

Sonic Sunbeam

added by bluefire700

Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.