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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Canterlot, 6:50 AM

The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.

Episode 3: 圣诞节 Trees And Assassinations

Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves.
SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch

In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.

Tim: *Listening to the radio inside his car as he drives to his police barracks to get started with work for the day*
News Pony: I'm afraid that there is some controversy going over a decision Twilight Sparkle made yesterday. She has decided to change the name of Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas. The name is different, but the holiday is not. However, dozens of ponies have shared their disinterest in this, violently.

A little while later, the convoy entered Gran Turismo. This time, two state troopers were at the front, and back of the convoy. The song starts to fade away as ponies cheer for Twilight.

Brett: *Holding a sniper rifle*
Twilight Sparkle: *Laughing with two Royal Guards
Brett: *Aims his rifle, and fires a bullet, but it hits the door near one of the Royal Guards*
Ponies: *Running away*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
Twilight: Ah! *Ducks*

The convoy started to go faster.

Brett: *Fires two 更多 bullets*
Royal Guard 2: Where are those shots coming from?
Royal Guard: I don't know. Don't slow down until those shots stop being fired.
Brett: Dammit! *Running out of the building*
Toby: *Nearby on patrol with Red in a brand new Caprice police car*
Brett: *Gets in his car, and drives away*
Toby: *Spots Brett, and sees the sniper rifle* Red, see that 步枪 in his car?
Red: Yes.
Toby: Did 你 hear about that assassination attempt on Twilight just now?
Red: 你 don't suppose-
Toby: I do. *Puts on his sirens*
Brett: *Floors it*
Toby: *Follows Brett*
Brett: I need car chase music. *Looking for the right 音乐 to play on the radio*

Song (Start it at 0:05): link

Brett: Ah, to hell with it. This is good enough.
Red: *On the walkie talkie* That's right, he's going down Byer Lane right now. The road with the train tracks on them.
Brett: *Getting distracted 由 the music*
Engineer: *Hits Brett's car with a train, then stops his train*

Stop the song.

Brett: Well, that escalated quickly. Good thing the train was going slow. *Teleports out of his car*
Toby: What the hell? He just used magic to get out of that car.
Red: Now what do we do?
Toby: That blue unicorn could still be in Gran Turismo. If he wants to kill Twilight Sparkle, there's no doubt he's gonna stay here to try again. We need to tell the Captain.

2 B Continued
 Brett's car
Brett's car
This is the 2,100th 文章 on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks 苹果 tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the 图书 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because 你 know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV 显示 called M*A*S*H, at least...
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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a 小马 in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, 你 don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. 你 gotta make sure...
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电视 shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the 列表 is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop 显示 they liked, and here are the 回复 we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes 你 think I'd watch a 显示 about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police 爱情 their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for 更多 land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police 小马 was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, 或者 mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do 你 feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no 评论 at the time.
Reporter: Why did 你 let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her 日 in and out.I know 你 guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and 你 guys are going to hate me 更多 saying this. If 你 think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when 你 think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know 你 guys hate me 由 now so I'm ending the 文章 here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with 粉, 粉色 curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter 包, 换行 Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow 小马 with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several 橙子, 橙色 butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue 小马 with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green 小马 with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey 小马 with a 粉, 粉色 mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of 粉, 粉色 hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton 糖果 is a 粉, 粉色 小马 with a dark 粉, 粉色 mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great 日 in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm 更多 powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, 你 will do as I say, 或者 you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired 彩虹 Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I 说 the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The 日 came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her 老友记 说 I was the 下一个 element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have 你 been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did 你 check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. 熊 with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for 苹果 Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking 前锋, 期待 to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to 你 about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't 你 talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if 你 talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want 你 to know that I'm fine with 你 seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: 你 got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned 由 two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than 你 my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of 你 to say Burt.
Bob: So what do 你 plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely 移动 back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of 音乐 was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of 音乐 are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a 低音 cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated 由 anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, 你 haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became 流行的 for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of 音乐 is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was 流行的 with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: 下一个 to dubstep, this is the best type of 音乐 to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have 你 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 你 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 或者 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, 或者 to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the 答案 can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. 你 have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....
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