小马宝莉 Article: Darkness Part 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this 日 this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one 小马 that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.

Teacher - We will be having a new student today I hope 你 will be no e to him.
*white unicorn entered the room*
Darkness - My name is Darkness... And I don't want anyone to know my Fragment.
Student - *whispers* He looks weird
Student 2 - *whispers* - Maybe he have lame Fragment like dirt 或者 mud hahaha.
Teacher - Your grade selection match will begin in 2 hours prepare your enemy will be this class best, Mrs. WhiteHeart the Lust Fragment.
Darkness - One of seven deadly sins... Tch... *leaves*
BlueWave - 你 got it WhiteHeart 你 have rare Fragment!
WhiteHeart - I'm 最佳, 返回页首 10 of course this will be easy...

2 hours later

Arena.

Judge - Don't kill each other no S type of magic and no destruction magic. Only swordplay magic.
WhiteHeart - No harash feelings... One to me my love, Lust Fragment! *sword appear in her hoof*
Darkness - *draws black katana* Tch...
WhiteHeart - So... Anticlimactic...
Judge - use Fragment...
Darkness - Drink my blood The 羊肉, 羔羊 *steel bolts grows out of his hoof hurting him* Fragment of Darkness.
WhiteHeart - D-d-darkness... And it's your name eh... I still can do it!
Judge - Fight!
WhiteHeart - Critical 斯莱什 *charges at Darkness*
Darkness - *avoids* ...
WhiteHeart - what... He shouldn't be able to-
Darkness - Bloodline...
WhiteHeart - *freezes* What the-
Darkness - Open...
WhiteHeart - *wounds been created on all hoofs and she unfreezes* gha... How is it... Possible... *falls on ground*
Judge - WhiteHeart is unable to fight, winner is Darkness!
Darkness - 你 can let go The Lamb...
Sword - hehehe...
Darkness - as 你 wish *takes pills and steel bolts disappear* *looks at WhiteHeart* interesting... *split with blood*

30 分钟 later.

Nurse office.

WhiteHeart - *opens eyes*
Darkness - ...You're OK?
WhiteHeart - Y-Y-You how... When...
Darkness - I slashed 你 once when 你 charged... My swordplay is using blood... All I needed to open all of your old wounds... Those were deep but old... From childhood...
WhiteHeart - You... Don't know me and my life.
Darkness - I know 更多 than anyone...
WhiteHeart - Shut up...
Darkness - ...
WhiteHeart - I'm... Sorry...
Darkness - *looks out the window* 你 are SS ranked mage and A ranked swordmaster.
WhiteHeart - yes... What grades did 你 got...
Darkness - SS ranked mage and SS Swordmaster.
WhiteHeart - What... How...
Darkness - my past... Is pitch black...
WhiteHeart - ... Can you... tell me?
Darkness - If 你 once will tell me yours.
WhiteHeart - I promise.
Darkness - Since my childhood I drinker my enemies blood, stealing their skill and power, sometimes killing them sometimes don't. I have many swordplays... Even the mastermind swordplay creator of this powerful magic. I'll leave now *leaves room*
WhiteHeart - ... I schearched for my father killer... I finally found him... So why I don't want to fight him... The Thousand Swordplay Master...

To Be Continued.

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Side note : pictures will be added tomorrow now on my phone
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On The Block Episode 20 Part 3

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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her 台, 办公桌 when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....

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