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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad 小马 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad 小马 30: *Also watching the tree* 你 know when the train gets here?
Railroad 小马 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad 小马 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad 小马 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is 更多 action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye: Eighty minutes.
 This car started to follow them
This car started to follow them

Stylo: *Looks at the car 下一个 to the train* Is it common for Oldsmobiles to travel on dirt?
Hawkeye: No. Especially when it's going 下一个 to train tracks.
Oldsmobile Pony: Hey, are 你 guys going to get the 圣诞节 树 from Denver?
Stylo: Yeah. What about it?
Oldsmobile Pony: *Grabs a revolver, and shoots the engine near Stylo's head*
Hawkeye: That's the wrong answer. He doesn't want us getting that tree. *Increases speed*
Oldsmobile Pony: *Fires two 更多 bullets*
Stylo: We have nothing to shoot him with.
Hawkeye: We just have to outrun him.

The train was going 70, but the car was easily keeping up with it.

Oldsmobile Pony: *Fires three 更多 bullets*
Stylo: He's out of bullets now.
Hawkeye: And he can't drive while reloading.
Oldsmobile Pony: *Stops the car*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Laughing* We 迷失 him.
Stylo: Now how long will it take us to reach Denver?
Hawkeye: 78 minutes.
Stylo: If it's anything like the last 2 minutes, 你 better let me out now. *Laughs*

Up ahead, there were 更多 gangsters.

Gangster 小马 49: *Blocking the tracks with dynamite* Think of all the big bucks we could make with that 树 in Denver fellas.
Gangster 小马 94: *Leaning on a Cadillac* We just gotta stop the train, and get there before anyone else can take it.
Hawkeye: *Spots the gangsters in front of him, and stops the train*
Stylo: *Looks ahead of him* Shit.
Gangster Ponies: *Blow up the tracks*
Stylo: What the fuck do we do now?
Hawkeye: Take an alternate route. *Driving backwards*
Conductor: *Talking on the radio* Why are we going backwards?
Stylo: *Talks on the radio* The track up ahead is no good. Gangsters blew it up. We're taking an alternate route.
Conductor: *Spots the Oldsmobile from earlier, and talks on the radio* I think we got 更多 company.
Hawkeye: *Passes the switch, and moves forward*
Gangster 小马 94: Crap. He's going around.

The gangsters got in their cars, and drove towards the train.

Stylo: 你 know? I overheard 你 narrating earlier, and I have to agree with you. This is too much action for me.
Hawkeye: It'll be over soon. Our train is 更多 fuel efficient than their cars, they can't chase us forever.
Gangsters: *Following the train, and shooting the caboose*
Conductor: *On the radio, while taking cover* Can we go any faster?!
Hawkeye: *Talks on the radio* 75 is our 最佳, 返回页首 speed.
Conductor: Alright, I'll deal with them. *Grabs a revolver from a box to his left, and shoots the driver of one Cadillac*
Gangster Ponies: *Still following in the Oldsmobile, and another Cadillac*
Conductor: *Shoots the drivers of both cars, then gets back on the radio* All clear.
Stylo: Really? 你 killed them?
Conductor: Just the drivers. They won't catch up to us anytime soon.
Hawkeye: Well then. What do 你 say we go get that 圣诞节 tree?
Stylo: Ai ai Captain.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Like I said, too much action for my liking, but we'll get to the better part soon.

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