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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the car chase from the 前一个 part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the 小马 in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him* Oh no 你 don't. *Gets into the right lane*
Julia: *Slowing down* I can't get into the right lane, it's too crowded.
Tim: He's not going anywhere fast either.
Ferrari Pony: *Stuck behind a tanker, then gets back into the left lane* This trucker better not try to block me off.
Trucker Pony: *Turns into the left lane*
Ferrari Pony: *Gets his car stuck between the truck's trailer, and the barrier* Dammit! *Stops his car, and jumps out. He runs across the highway*
Ponies: *Stopping their cars to prevent their selves from hitting the Ferrari Pony*
Tim: Pull over, and let's go after him.
Julia: *Pulls over the police car*

The Ferrari 小马 ran towards the gun 商店 set up 下一个 to the highway.

Gun 商店 Pony: *In his store, restocking a shelf with shotguns*
Ferrari Pony: *Runs in* You! *Closes the door behind him* Give me a shot gun, and a semi automatic pistol, pronto.
Gun 商店 Pony: 你 got a license to carry loaded guns?
Ferrari Pony: *Grabs the Gun 商店 Pony, and pushes him onto the floor. He goes over the counter, and grabs a shotgun* I assume this is loaded.
Gun 商店 Pony: *Stays on the ground* You're not going to get away with this once the cops arrive.
Ferrari Pony: Speak for yourself. *Taking shot 枪 shells, and takes a semi automatic pistol*
Tim & Julia: *Arriving at the gun shop*
Gun 商店 Pony: Look out officers, he's got two guns!
Tim: Stay calm!
Julia: Listen, drop the guns, come out with your hooves up, and no shots have to be fired.
Ferrari Pony: *Fires two shots from the shot gun*

The bullets went through the closed door.

Tim: If 你 火, 消防 one 更多 bullet at me, 或者 my partner, we will return fire!
Ferrari Pony: Why don't 你 come on in, and try to arrest me?!
Gun 商店 Pony: *Kicks the gun out of the pony's hoof* Come on in!
Tim & Julia: *Run into the store*
Tim: Don't move.
Ferrari Pony: *Stays still*
Tim: *Takes the pistol away from the Ferrari pony, and arrests him* Why don't 你 take him back to the highway?
Julia: *Walks back to the highway with the Ferrari pony*
Tim: 你 okay?
Gun 商店 Pony: *Gets up* I felt the adrenaline rushing when I kicked that gun out of his hooves.
Tim: Thanks for your help.
Gun 商店 Pony: No problem. Why do we have ponies like that in this world?
Tim: Why do 你 own a gun shop?
Gun 商店 Pony: So ponies can go hunting. I don't intend for any of my customers to kill each other.
Tim: Do 你 hunt?
Gun 商店 Pony: Yes sir.
Tim: So do I. One day, we oughta go together to shoot some deer.
Gun 商店 Pony: Sounds good. Come 由 anytime officer.
Tim: Will do. *Leaves the gun shop, and heads back towards his police car*

2 B Continued
posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little 小马 franchise and the 蝙蝠侠 franchise are not owned and created 由 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her 老友记 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight 说 "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy 说 "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash 说 "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie 说 "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and 说 "Discord's...
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the 秒 i 发布 it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful 日 in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a 随意 gay thought suddenly popped up in her 粉, 粉色 head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of 老友记 is gay", Pinkie said...
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I was watching some Yo Mama 视频 on YouTube before I started 写作 this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope 你 guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a 日 for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought 彩虹 Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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#5: Anthropology 由 JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's 列表 of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never 阅读 it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE 粉, 粉色 TEMPTATION 由 CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S 彩虹 DASH 由 MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this 显示 down with the evil 婊子, 子 皇后乐队 Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that 皇后乐队 Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if 你 liked the season finale of season 6 或者 not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better 老友记 with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 has some of the greastest 粉丝 视频 and 粉丝 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 你 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 你 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 你 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 或者 WHATEVER YOUR 小马 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did 你 spend it all 啤酒 again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that 日 came and went after 你 gave yourself...
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I thought I would have 更多 ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have 更多 annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my 老友记 want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro 秒 after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are 更多 或者 less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his 老友记 in their 最喜爱的 tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose 衬衫 and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of 爱情 had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired 由 The 爱情 in the Night 由 Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, 你 heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if 你 don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank 你 for 阅读 and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her 城堡 in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of 爱情 craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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