小马宝莉 Article: The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 9

1

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.

Eggman: I want the son of a 婊子, 子 responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone 由 now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna 加入你 guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: 你 did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have 你迷失 your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I 迷失 my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do 你 think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As 你 wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do 你 still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* 显示 me how to get there.

In Canterlot.

Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
彩虹 Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
彩虹 Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
彩虹 Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging 彩虹 Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our 下一个 mission.
彩虹 Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.

2 B Continued

Windwakerguy430 likes this

1

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart

On The Block Episode 23 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: 嘿 yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell 由 your username.
1Indian1: No 你 couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what 你 do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine 日 for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing 下一个 to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are 你 going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: 你 stood there like a statue for 30 分钟 already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before 你 hit the ball off the tee. If 你 mess up your first shot, 你 mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight

posted by bluethunder25

As most of 你 already know, I've 给更多 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 由 my opinion that she was out of line when she 说 that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 93 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since 你 left. He still rants about his 首页 country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station 由 now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor 迷失 his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

下一个 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 你 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 你 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 饼干 behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the 湾 Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the 湾 Bridge.
Sprocket: Do 你 really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But 你 gotta admit, Jack 伦敦 Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want 你 dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do 你 think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the 街, 街道 name.
Case Cracker: 你 think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this 小马 will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's new car

下一个 morning

Gordon: *Calling Case 饼干 at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your 屁股 over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he 说 he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two 分钟 after...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 92 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting 由 the tracks on Archer 爬坡道, 小山 with a 冷却器 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 你 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 或者 not, but I really hope 你 do. *Grabs another 啤酒 bottle, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 92 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

1

Nice Shades

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Who? Why? When?

Equestrian Spider-Man (Pilot/Preview)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Pilot: Origins

The 日 is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, 你 two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...

1

A Twist of Fates - Chapter 1: The Staff

posted by btflash

(also keep in mind that this story has a link page if 你 want to track the story 更多 easily. I'll 更多 often than not post rough drafts of chapters here first, so steadily improved versions will be available there.)

<<link

Starlight Glimmer found a staff, today.

In all honesty, it wasn't really a staff. It was just a 随意 stick she found in the desert she now called home, but it at least looked like a staff. Thinking of the uses of such an item, including the possibilities of enchantments, Starlight stowed the staff away for further examination. Finding nothing 更多 interesting in the...

2

A Twist of Fate - Prologue

posted by btflash

The procedures continued, 日 after day.

Ponies cried out in agony, their essences tearing away from themselves.
Others cried out in fear as lives were changed, destinies rewritten, and fates overtaken.
She couldn't bother to silence them. She deserved to hear their screams. Longed to suffer for the torment she delivered.

This was Her life. Forcibly changing fates had become her duty.
Her task in the name of Equestria.
Her constant sin for a higher purpose.
Some would say Her efforts were for the good of secrecy, peace, and safety. However, She couldn't help feeling a sense of detachment towards what...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.

Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, 或者 else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling 你 fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger:...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The golf course was 果酱 packed. Every hole on the course had at least one 小马 playing on it.

Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied 由 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do 你 know?
Otis: On the last hole, 你 broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 9 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

2

最佳, 返回页首 six worst shippings

posted by Canada24

#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...

Applejewel

added by Tunder2510

Source: Me