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Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.

Eggman: I want the son of a 婊子, 子 responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone 由 now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna 加入 你 guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: 你 did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have 你 迷失 your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I 迷失 my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do 你 think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As 你 wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do 你 still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* 显示 me how to get there.

In Canterlot.

Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
彩虹 Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
彩虹 Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
彩虹 Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging 彩虹 Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our 下一个 mission.
彩虹 Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Buddy
Buddy
Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He 偷了 a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do 你 want this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? 你 ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So 你 crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot 偷了 the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 小马 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 星, 星级 wars theme song! 哈哈

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 嘿 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my 最喜爱的 James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts 花 on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and 说 they would send 你 a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special 日 in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an 彩虹 was over them, only a fews 分钟 later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
嘿 guys there was the summery of my news book Young 爱情 and here what the alicorns look like just so 你 know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not 上传 a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do 你 think 你 are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do 你 think you’re above me?! When I let 你 in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last 报道 and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who 发布 in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what 你 say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
>
>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
>
>Making smoothies and 唱歌 songs from 音乐剧
>
>Does she have any relatives?
>
> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
>
>What is her personality?
>
>She's random, but not as 随意 as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
>
>Does she know how to make 老友记 easily?
>
>YESH! She loves making 老友记
>
>Has she met any 小马 from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...
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At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my 星, 星级 student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did 你 try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until 彩虹 Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...
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Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A 日 without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if 你 find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: 显示 US! 显示 US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 秒 later

Fluttershy: Oh no! 更多 airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If 你 say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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posted by _MockingJay_
It was a beautiful 日 in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. 苹果白兰地 was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!


In school.......
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Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" 由 this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have 你 noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose

>How old is she?
>21ness?

>What is her hobby?
>Reading

>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown

>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make 老友记 easily?
>Pretty easy

>Has she met any 小马 from the mane 6?
>No

>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire

>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?

>In one word, how do 你 explain her?
>Brave

>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire

>What kind of 音乐 does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown

>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family

>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra

>If she had to 加入 a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!

>Is she a quiet kind of pony, 或者 is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
What is your OC's name?
Sugar 云, 云计算

How old is she?
27


What is her hobby?
decorating


Does she have any relatives?
yes. she has a mom (Cupcake) and a baby sister (Cinnamon)


What is her personality?
Shy, caring, sweet.


Does she know how to make 老友记 easily?
no.


Has she met any 小马 from the mane 6?
yes, Rarity


What was the most important thing she did in her life?
she saved Cinnamon from a dragon.


What are her achievements?
she won a cake decorating contest and got her cutie mark from it.


In one word, how do 你 explain her?
Shy.

Where does she live?
Ponyville


What kind of 音乐 does she like?...
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>What is your OC's name?
Nocturnal Mirage
>How old is he?
23.
>What is his hobby?
He doesn't have too much hobbies. He certainly reads a lot, watches tons of movies, at night, 或者 sometimes he just ventures off to the woods and enjoys the fresh air 或者 stargazing.
>Does he have any relatives?
Yes. His mother is Summer Pride, an Elemental unicorn, the ancient Element of Fire.Unfortunately, her sanity is very unstable and she's very destructive, for she carries a grudge against Celestia.
Mirage also has a younger sister, called Moonlight Lullaby. Their relationship is quite ambivalent:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for 你 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what 你 doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport 下一个 to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because 你 have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* 你 thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No 小马 jumps off a...
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