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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each 年 你 wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten: ... I've been working on that, I saw a bunch of Jason Voorhee's 电影院 as preparation for Nightmare Night.. Nothing he can do will scare m-

Master Sword: 嘿 Saten..

Saten: (screams in fear snd accidentally bucks Sword in the stomach).

Master Sword: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?

Saten: Well don't sneak up on me like that!

Derpy: (sarcastically) Yeah, your gonna do FINE tonight Saten.

Master Sword: 你 guys coming to the Maze?

Trixie: Yes.. But not wait at this moment..

Master Sword: Well... Looking 前锋, 期待 to 你 guys being there.. Especially 你 Derpy.

Derpy: Best not get romantic on Nightmare Night.. Ruins the mood of the night.

Master Sword: (chuckles) fair enough.. 澳洲青苹, 奶奶史密斯 says I swear to much, and may need to tune that down a bit.

Trixie: Well, she's not wrong.

Master Sword: When was the last time I swore to much.

Derpy: Well... There was the event with the snake.

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Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, 果酱 a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.

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Master Sword: Look.. I explained about that.

Derpy: Whatever.. Granny's write, try to keep a lid on it this year.
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Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up 由 the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. 草莓 was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized 由 the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why 你 came to Earth” Miles told 草莓 sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” 草莓 explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do 你 mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species”...
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Tom: What's up everypony? 你 know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.

Blooper song: link

Mirage: How many Playstations do 你 have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single PS游戏机 in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes,...
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 Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded 由 two 更多 tracks. On one end was an earth 小马 that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 问题 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell 你 something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies...
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