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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. 你 think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* 嘿 Ponch, 你 finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being robbed?
Barry: Canterlot 15 7-Adam, I'm near a bus terminal right now. If any one of them gets robbed, I can stop them.
Jon: Let's go undercover Sarge.
Sargent Getraer: Go ahead.
Frank: Alright! *Excited as he gets into his car with Jon*

At the bus terminal, a bus with British flags stopped.

Driver: Welcome to Canterlot, the richest city in the state of Neigh Jersey-
Malcolm: *Gets in the bus with Rio, and Highball* Which also has it's fair share of robberies. Get in the back. *Pulls the driver out of her seat*
Driver: *Goes to the back*
Malcolm: Rio, watch her. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Rio: *Watching the driver*
Malcolm: *Drives the bus*

None of them noticed Barry in his police car. He was behind the bus, and started going after them.

Barry: Canterlot 15 7-Adam, possible tour bus robbery on Unicorn Avenue.
Jon: Mary-3 and 4 going undercover in Ponch's Camaro.
Barry: Ten-4 Jon.

Song (With sound effects for a great 阅读 experience): link

Frank: *Drifts, and is behind Barry who is behind the tour bus with Malcolm and his 老友记 on it*
Barry: *Gets 下一个 to the bus, and puts on his police lights*

The bus was not slowing down.

Barry: *Talks on the loudspeaker* In the bus! Pull over immediately! Pull that bus over right now!
Malcolm: *Hits Barry's car*
Barry: *In a mixture of panic and rage* PULL THE BUS OVER IMMEDIATELY!! STOP THE BUS!!
Rio: *Nearly falls down into his 座位 as Malcolm rams Barry again* Malcolm stop!! You're gonna hurt somebody!
Malcolm: *Not listening, and rams Barry again*
Barry: *Goes on the other side of the road, and crashes into a truck*
Malcolm: *Turns left, and goes onto a highway*
Frank: *Driving 下一个 to the bus*

They were now on the highway.

Jon: *Talks on the radio* 7-David this is Baker. If 你 can hear me, we're on 405 for Nashville.
Jebediah: Ten-4 Jon, I'll bring 你 help.
Frank: *Looks at the bus* 嘿 man, is this quitting?
Jon: We 显示 them the badge. *Gets his badge, sticking it out the window* Highway Patrol!! Pull it over!!!
Malcolm: *Hits Frank's car, and makes a mirror fall off*
Frank: 嘿 man, that cost me some chrome, I could feel that.
Malcolm: *Hits Frank's car again*
Frank: *Gets in front of the bus, and goes to the right*
Malcolm: *Hits Frank's car again*

There was an accident on the side of the road, and Frank was being pushed towards it.

Jon: 嘿 watch it!!
Frank: *Hits a slope on one of the cars, and is now driving on two wheels*
Jon: *Enjoying the calamity that Frank is in* 嘿 Ponch.
Frank: 嘿 don't bother me.
Jon: *Smiles* I wanna talk to you.
Frank: What about?
Jon: About what you're trying to do.
Frank: I'm gonna try and save my paint job.

The bus was gone. Frank had to make sure he had enough 太空 to get his car back on four wheels while he was driving on the highway.

Frank: Is there anything on the right?
Jon: I can't see without shifting my weight.
Frank: Don't shift 你 weight!! Don't don't. Don't shift your weight.
Jon: *Trying not to laugh* We're at the mercy, and instability of being on just two wheels.

Jebediah was catching up, and was enjoying what he was seeing.

Jebediah: *Looks at Frank's Camaro* Hey, Ponch is that you?!
Jon: Yeah Jeb, this is Ponch.
Jebediah: Uh, any special reason for that?
Jon: *Laughs* Is there anything on the right?
Jebediah: No it's clear. *Looks behind him, then back at Frank* I'll run a break for you.
Jon: Okay Ponch, we can come down now.
Frank: No let me do it. Let me do it!!
Jon: *Laughs*
Frank: *Moves towards the side of the road, and gets his car back on four wheels, stopping on the side of the road*
Jebediah: *Stops behind him*

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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are 你 0007?
Con: Yes. And 你 are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do 你 need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! 你 weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make 你 smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't 你 be 首页 right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So 你 think 你 can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: 你 better believe it.
Toby: And 你 won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all 由 myself. You, Tim, and everypony will 爱情 it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant 或者 invisible they feel."

"There's over a million 图书 in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before 你 a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and 你 never have to see me again."
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting 你 into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE 你 KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two 分钟 mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot 更多 FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
斯莱什 - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - 嘿 there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... 斯莱什 life.


Episode 2
The 狐狸 Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. 斯莱什 was ace detective for 1 年 then-

Slash - Oh? 你 got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did 你 know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved 你 after 你 got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called 你 for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found 你 a gent and mare to 加入 你 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 或者 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 你 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do 你 think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to 显示 them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did 你 cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A 小马 in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the 小马 passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police 小马 77: *Talks on the...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with 彩虹 Dash at the 城堡 in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: 由 teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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posted by Canada24
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like 你 would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some 金牌 hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Spike: [sighs] 你 know the worst thing about 你 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 你 for 建议 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 你 know, 'cause 你 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 你 talking about? I had good 老友记 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 照片 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 你 know how we put 你 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 你 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 或者 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? 你 called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: 你 could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: 你 came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case 你 were wondering.
Amanda: Did 你 take our advice...
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