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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a 表 watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do 你 like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about 你 two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican 35: They... We-
Izzy: 你 let those assholes steal our weapons! Do 你 know where they are now?
Mexican 35: No!
Izzy: Then find them!!
Bartender: *passes the drinks all around. The game starts with the Lakers having the ball*
Gordon: Thank you.
Case Cracker: *Drinks his whiskey*
Gordon: The Nets better win this game.
Sam: Seriously? I want the Lakers to win.
Case Cracker: I like football more, but I bet the Nets are gonna win this one.
Gordon: Thank you. Somepony finally agrees with me!
Case Cracker: *Watching the game* We've got the first basket too. *Takes a drink of his whiskey*
Gordon: *Drinking his beer*
Sam: Your team might have scored first, but the game just started.
Case Cracker: Okay.
Sam: *Drinks scotch*
Announcer: And a foul has been called on the Nets.
Case Cracker: Man, what the fuck was that bullshit?!
Sam: *Laughs*
Gordon: The referee must be fucked up 或者 something.
Case Cracker: Must be.
Sam: *Continues drinking scotch*
Case Cracker: *Takes another drink of whiskey*
Mexicans: *Barging in with guns*
Sam: We got company.
Case Cracker: Course we do. *Takes a last drink*
Mexican 93: 你 are surrounded. There is no point in trying to run. Let's go.
Gordon: *Drinks beer*
Mexican 小马 93: *Walking towards Gordon* I 说 let's go!
Gordon: Wait for it.
Mexican 小马 93: Hey, I'm talking to 你 dipshit!
Gordon: *Smashes 啤酒 bottle, and sticks it in Mexican's face. He holds him hostage while grabbing his .44 revolver, and shoots the two other mexicans standing 由 the entrance.*
Sam: *Loads up his Walther P99* If we can't run away from these guys, we'll just have to hide somewhere, and deal with them in here.
Case Cracker: Gotcha.
Gordon: I'm gonna switch to something 更多 powerful. *Grabs M16*
Mexicans: *Walking into the bar*
Sam: *Shoots Mexicans*
Mexicans: *Die*
Gordon: How many are left?
Sam: *Looks out window* Only twelve. A few of them are on rooftops.
Gordon: I'm gonna check the alleyway. *Walks towards the back door*
Mexican 45: *Shoots a sniper rifle*
Gordon: *Nearly gets hit 由 bullet*
Case Cracker: That was loud. 你 see where that came from?
Gordon: One of those buildings in front of us on the fourth floor. Be careful. *Goes into alleyway, and checks it*
Mexican 小马 25: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Takes cover, and returns fire, killing all the mexicans in the alleyway*
Sam: What goes on?
Gordon: Coast is clear. Get back here, but be careful of that sniper.
Case Cracker: *Makes a run for the 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 in the alleyway for cover from the Mexican Sniper*
Sam: *Runs into alleyway*
Gordon: We're gonna hotwire that Chevy, and make a break for it.
Sam: Alright. Get it over with.

All three of them run towards a dark green Calvary.

Gordon: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts to hotwire the car*
Sam: Hurry up!
Gordon: I'm going as fast as I can!
Case Cracker: *Watches for incoming Mexican ponies*
Gordon: *Starts car, and backs up onto street*
Mexicans: *Getting close in Dodge pick up trucks*
Gordon: *Floors it*
Mexicans: *Following Gordon*
Gordon: Get them off our ass!!
Case Cracker: *Edges the barrel of a shotgun out the window and shoots at the Mexicans*
Mexican 小马 93: *Spinning out of control*
Sam: *Grabs a MP5K, and shoots 更多 Mexicans*
Gordon: *Drifts left*
Mexican 小马 52: *Rams the car*
Gordon: *Crashes into a 火, 消防 hydrant, but he quickly backs up, and takes a right onto another turn*
Mexican 小马 52: *Following in reverse*
Case Cracker: *Shoots the back window of the truck*
Mexican 小马 52: *Does a 180 degree turn*
Gordon: *Drifts right*
Sam: *Shoots tire on truck*
Mexican 小马 52: *Loses control, and crashes into a building*
Case Cracker: Whoa. Well we got rid of them.
Gordon: Thanks to 你 guys. That shit was crazy.
Case Cracker: Sure was.
Sam: Well at least it's over.
Gordon: Yeah, but now we'll never find out who won that 篮球 game.
Sam: I bet the Lakers won.
Gordon: We'll find out tomorrow.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.

Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see 你 all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
Rainbow Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our 下一个 mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
Rainbow Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this 城堡 for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack:...
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Equestria Girls
Sung by: 'Pinkie Pie' Shannon Chan-Kent

[Pinkie Pie]

There is a place
Where the 草 is what's for 晚餐
Charmed, fun, and wild
There must be something in the water (What?)

Sipping 彩虹 果汁
Talking Elements of Harmony
Our Bronies hang out too
(Come on, Bronies!)
'Cause they know we're awesome fillies
(Come on, everypony!)

你 could travel the world (You could travel the world)
But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves
Once 你 party with ponies (Party with the ponies)
You'll be seeing Rainbooms!
O-oh o-oh o-ooh!

(Chorus)

Equestria girls, we're...
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