小马宝莉 Article: Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

May 7, 1995, 9:43 PM

Gordon: *On phone at his house* Where do we meet up?
Case Cracker: Outside the gas station on 5th street. Sam's giving me a ride there.
Gordon: I'll be there. See 你 later.
Case Cracker: *Hangs up*

2.5 分钟 later

Gordon: *Stops at the gas station*
Case Cracker: *Arrives with Sam*
Gordon: Okay, we got everything we need?
Case Cracker: Yeah some of our tools are in the trunk. Ready to head over there?
Gordon: 你 know it.
Sam: *Driving to the house with the Lambronyni*
Gordon: *Follows*

They parked their cars outside of the house, and walked up the driveway.

Case Cracker: *Arrives at a gate with a pass code lock. He uses his tracking magic to see the buttons most pressed. He types in the code, and the gate opens* They've got a lotta security alarms, but we should be able to get through them.
Gordon: *Sees Lambronyni* There it is.
Sam: *Gives Case 饼干 keys* I had somepony create these to be the same type of keys that start those cars. It should work, but if it doesn't, we go to plan B.
Gordon: Hotwire the car.
Case Cracker: Got it. *Takes keys, and puts it in the ignition. He turns it, and the car turns on* Sounds like a beauty.
Sam: Let's go before someone spots us.

While Case 饼干 drove the car away, Sam and Gordon ran to their cars, and followed Case Cracker.

Case Cracker: *Gets on walkie talkie* Can 你 two hear me?
Sam: Yeah.
Gordon: Yes.
Case Cracker: I'm getting this thing repainted, and upgraded. I'll see 你 tomorrow.
Sam: Alright. Be careful.
Gordon: See 你 tomorrow buddy.

2 B Continued

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Shy Circumstances.

posted by BlackPetals

I am amazed. About to be two sad stories out of five in one day. Once again, Song is Rise 由 Skillet. Also I made a 论坛 thing. so you're welcome to check that out. On with the story. This time, Shy dies. I don't even know how I'm gonna write this... Shy, too, takes her life. I have warned. 你 should listen, if 你 don't wish to hear how Shy kicks her bucket. Super super short. Imagination stores running low.

Rainbow Dash was gone. Spike and Twilight were gone. Who was next? When would it end? The answer was plain to see, if one looked in the right place. Fluttershy had taken to wearing strips...

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I hate country music.

posted by mariofan14

To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I 爱情 to drink me some 啤酒 and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I 爱情 my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock 或者 rap?

I just hate country music, and if 你 like it, don't send me hate.

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Awesome 小马 pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Awesome 小马 pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon got Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, 你 got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need 你 to get over to 湾 Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the 湾 Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

下一个 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 你 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 你 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 饼干 behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* 你 told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it 或者 not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are 你 going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get 你 anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight 分钟 later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

最佳, 返回页首 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked 由 all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most 粉丝 label Iron Will as a...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 most overrated movies..

posted by Canada24

#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the 列表 anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what 你 gonna say.
You...

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纸杯蛋糕 2... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means 你 guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from 纸杯蛋糕 - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, 脸谱

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Saten Twist Adventures: season 2 episode 1.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 由 behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.

Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..

My Scootaloo Mission: What It Is, Why I Care, And Why I'm Doing It

posted by Edvine2

Ever since one of my 最喜爱的 episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total 更多 like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now 你 have a total...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask 你 something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My 老友记 Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and 蜘蛛 Man, but now I don’t have one. Can 你 find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Awesome 小马 pics

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Rarity)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth 由 his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an 着魔 suit of armor made 由 Odin, but stolen 由 Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...