小马宝莉 Article: Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

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posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There 你 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together 由 love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, 爱情 would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's 搜索 for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes 你 realize that everybody is the 星, 星级 of their own story. And it's not just the main characters in our stories that make life so rich! It's everybody – those who play big parts and those who play small. If it weren't for everybody in this room and many 更多 who couldn't be here today, Cranky and Matilda's lives wouldn't be as full and vibrant as they are.

Cracky: Well, that was a rather "convenient" speech,. But thank you

Carret Top: (crying) I had NO lines!

Windwakerguy430 likes this

Windwakerguy430 Holy shit. Now that you mention it, your right. Carrot Top really didn't have no lines. Considering that she's your favorite background pony, that must suck. Even Vinyl had a bigger role than she did, and she had zero lines

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Cider Sweet (AJ x Fluttershy)

posted by BlackPetals

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write 更多随意 things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten 写作 classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy 橙子, 橙色 mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The 橙子, 橙色 mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 由 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 你 have parked too close to a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 火, 消防 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 你 have to park ten hooves, or...

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat...

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 你 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 你 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 苹果 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 苹果 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This 日 Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

皇后乐队 of Changelings: This 日 is going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 日 was going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 老友记 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...