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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 25: 由 The Time We Get There...

Tom: *In a Prius being driven 由 Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, 你 need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before 你 kill us.

43 分钟 later at Mortomis' house

Mortomis: What the hell took 你 two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did 你 invite us here anyway? On the phone, 你 说 你 had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least 最喜爱的 decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*

This was the entire video

Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least 最喜爱的 decades of the past. One of my 最喜爱的 decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My 秒 最喜爱的 is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final 最喜爱的 is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least 最喜爱的 decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one 更多 thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: 秒 least 最喜爱的 is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: 你 说 weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? 你 might see Master Sword catch on 火, 消防 again.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
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I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be 更多 或者 less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? 你 scared th- Oh shit, did 你 steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of 偷了 it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! 你 can't steal police cars!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 最佳, 返回页首 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 最佳, 返回页首 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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随意 dialectics: 彩虹 Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest 文章 in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the 秒 Equestria Girls cartoon, 彩虹 Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if 你 haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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