小马宝莉 Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and 你 don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm sorry.. Delay all trains heading to Cheyenne, the area is not safe.... Thanks, bye bye. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: How much longer do we have to hang out here?
Pete: Until we get word that the assassin is no longer a threat.
Snowflake: That could take a long time.
Dan: I did not 加入 this railroad just to have some gangster 火, 消防 bullets at me.
Pete: No one did.
Orion: Is there anyway I can get fired if I help the assassin kill one of you?
Everyone: *Glaring at Orion*

A train from the Santa Fe railway entered the yards. The two ponies in the engine had no clue about the assassin, until this happened.

Assassin: *Fires three bullets at the locomotive. They hit it's engine, and it breaks down*
Santa Fe 小马 1: Let's get out of here! *Runs out of the train*
Santa Fe 小马 2: What about our conductor?
Santa Fe 小马 1: If he's smart, he'll run with us. *Runs with the 秒小马 to the station*
Assassin: *Shoots the first Santa Ne Pony*
Santa Fe 小马 1: AH!! *Falls down*
Stylo: *Looking through a window on the door* There's 更多 ponies out there.
Hawkeye: Looks like one of them needs our help.
Pete: 你 can't go out there. He'll shoot 你 too!
Hawkeye: We'll think of something.
Santa Ne 小马 2: *Carrying the first Santa Ne Pony, but gets shot, and falls down*
Conductor: Come on, let's get out of here!
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walk out of the station carrying a white flag*
Stylo: Seems to be working.
Hawkeye: Yeah, we just gotta get those three ponies into the station with us.
Stylo: That gangster will shoot at anyone, just to steal stuff from our freight trains.

They put their flags down so they could help the two ponies that got shot.

Conductor: 你 guys gotta help me get these two into the station.
Hawkeye: Alright. I'm going to carry one of them with you, and Stylo can carry one of them 由 himself.
Stylo: *Picks up one pony, and flies to the station with his wings*
Hawkeye & Conductor: *Carrying the 秒 pony*
Santa Ne 小马 2: Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't thank me yet, we still have to get to the station.
Assassin: *Fires a bullet that nearly hits Hawkeye*
Conductor: Faster!

They ran faster to the station while the assassin fired two 更多 bullets at them. They both hit the ground.

Pete: *Opens the door*
Hawkeye: *Runs in with the conductor*
Stylo: *Flies in*

They gently put down the shot ponies.

Pete: Percy, call the hospital.
Percy: Okay. *Runs into Pete's office to use the phone*
Pete: Once he's done, I'll call the Railroad Police, and see what's taking them so long to get that guy. They should have him 由 now.
Mirage: Perhaps they need 更多 backup.
Pete: Perhaps. I'll make a call to Laramie, and see if anypony there can send us 更多 RP's.

2 B Continued

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

彩虹 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was 更多 like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 彩虹 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and 彩虹 Dash found my scooter. It was stolen 由 some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go 首页 Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... 你 know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of 小马 would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of 彩虹 Dash, do 你 remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and 彩虹 Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why 你 shouldn't eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a 小马 was eating a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked 由 some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of 粉丝 fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

On The Block Episode 15 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

On The Block Episode 15 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do 你 mean 你 don't know? What caused 你 to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are 你 going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

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彩虹 Dash and Pinkie Pie

posted by bluethunder25

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two 最喜爱的 duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most 最喜爱的 one in my 下一个 article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and 彩虹 Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got 彩虹 Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, 彩虹 Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I 交叉, 十字架 the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just 下一个 to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt 显示 Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B 由 the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go 更多 into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case 饼干 returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are 你 talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll 移动 his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit 你 could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 82 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen 分钟 away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, 你 may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, 你 need to improve your performance. Especially 你 Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. 你 maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. 你 don't pass the ball to your teammates, 你 caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if 你 dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like 写作 some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered 由 wastelands. Only some 《勇敢传说》 ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be 更多 swearing than last time (And it'll be 更多 intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

彩虹 Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* 嘿 look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The mirror

Location: The 小马 world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in 床, 床上 with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they 说 they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a 台, 办公桌 in a small building at a harbor* What makes 你 think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed 由 a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...