小马宝莉 Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

下一个 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 你 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 你 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 饼干 behind Gordon*
Gordon: *Walking down street* I got to see George Carlin last night. He was funny as hell.
Sprocket: I thought the tickets were hard to get a hold of.
Case Cracker: He was performing in Manehattan. Gordon saw him on TV.
Sprocket: Oh.
Gordon: He made up this joke about how 你 fly on airplanes nowadays. It was hilarious.
Case Cracker: *Laughs*

They passed a store with new 电视 sets for sale. George Carlin was on them: link

Play the video until the car gets stolen.

Gordon: *Sees dealership*
Case Cracker: *Gets lock picks*
Sprocket: *Watching for any ponies trying to stop them from doing their job*
Gordon: *Using lock picks to unlock car*
Sprocket: *Sees a cop*
Police 小马 63: Hey!
Sprocket: *Uses a silenced pistol to shoot the cop*
Police 小马 63: *Dies*
Gordon: *Unlocks the door, and gets in*
Case Cracker: *Gets in with Sprocket*
Gordon: *drives slowly out of dealership* We don't wanna attract too much attention.
Case Cracker: Yeah..they don't seem to be lookin' our way. *Turns on the radio to play rap music*

Song: link

Gordon: Are 你 for real?
Case Cracker: Come on man, this is my shit.
Gordon: Alright.
Sprocket: *Looks behind them, and sees many cars behind them*
Gordon: *Gets across Golden Neigh Bridge, and prepares to take the first exit off highway*
Case Cracker: What's going on back there?
Sprocket: Nothing. It's just a traffic jam.
Case Cracker: No one is followin' us.
Gordon: *Gets on the first highway exit. Turns left at the intersection* We're here. *Stops car at Sam's house, and turns it off*
Case Cracker: He home?
Gordon: Possibly.
Sprocket: Guess we just leave it here.
Gordon: Maybe. Let's just check anyway. *Walks to front door*
Sam: *Opens front door, and sees car* Very good. I'm proud of you.
Gordon: How much do we get?
Sam: Each of 你 are gonna get $8,000.
Gordon: Thanks.

The three of them get their money.

Sprocket: We don't even have a car to get back into San Fran.
Case Cracker: We 偷了 one car. Let's steal another.
Gordon: *Sees a black sedan* I know just the one for us. *Grabs his revolver*

Song (Start it at 0:40): link

Gordon: *Stands in front of the black sedan*
Rich Pony: *Stops*
Gordon: Get out of the car!!!
Rich Pony: *Gets out, and holds a model 1886 shotgun* Now see here-
Case Cracker: *Shoots him twice, and kills him*

They run into the car, and drive off. Stop the song

Gordon: This is nice!
Sprocket: I want this as my car.
Case Cracker: Alright, it's yours.
Gordon: I want it!
Case Cracker: Come on man, 你 already got a car. She doesn't.
Gordon: Ugh, whatever.

2 B Continued

They stole this car for Sam.

The second car Gordon, and his friends stole

Skating Filly

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nancy

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...

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My review on 彩虹 Rocks (Part two,Plots and Extra thoughts)

posted by PeacefulCritic

Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the 彩虹 magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. 表演 innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...

Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right

Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! 你 overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are 你 talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...

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FlashLight ShipFic Chapter. 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her 标题 as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my 老友记 to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in 爱情 with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some 图书 in her new huge 图书馆 in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...

On The Block Episode 5 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do 你 expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the 日你 crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...

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MLP Theory/Creepypasta

posted by BlondLionEzel

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of 颜色 for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 69 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

New logo for P.O.T.R

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank 你 everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a 火山 erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like 日本 has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

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My Little 小马粉丝 Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... 你 came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here 你 sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, 你 shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two 或者 three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia 浓情巧克力 Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta 显示 this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time 你 ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* 你 have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent 足球 coach.
Saten: No problem.. I 爱情 little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my 最喜爱的 moments is found on my 个人资料 pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a 梨 instead of apple.
Choosing death if an 橙子, 橙色或者 a 香蕉 were her only 食物 opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her 苹果 cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her 设计 is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly 颜色 but they're...

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Equestria: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the 列表 goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more 或者 less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having 你 help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for 你 to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' 小马 of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot 下一个 week! Which means she must have these outfits 由日 after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... 你迷失 me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited 由 his parents, and after they meet his 秒 girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know 更多 about her boyfriend Blazin' 由 inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the 表 has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be 老友记 with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a 安全 house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she 说 call her twiliey for short if 你 want the 下一个日 we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight 说 she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i 说
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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随意 Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

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