Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye: *Sitting 由 the tracks on Archer 爬坡道, 小山 with a 冷却器 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 你 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 或者 not, but I really hope 你 do. *Grabs another 啤酒 bottle, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 of that one open, and drinks out of it*
下一个 morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.
Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk* Yes?
Pete: How did 你 get into my office?
Hawkeye: 你 left the door unlocked.
Pete: Why did 你 lock yourself in here?
Hawkeye: I needed a place to sleep.
Pete: What's wrong with your home?
Hawkeye: Too far away. *Walks out of the office, and walks to the train yard*
Hawkeye's first job for the 日 was to drive a freight train to Denver with Mirage. No one knew that Hawkeye was drunk from all of the beers he drank last night.
Hawkeye: *Starts to feel queasy* I have to get out.
Mirage: What for?
Hawkeye: *Getting ready to throw up*
Mirage: Sorry I asked. *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Gets out, and vomits*
Mirage: Forgive me for asking, but are 你 drunk?
Hawkeye: Uh.... maybe? I forgot to study for that.
Mirage: *Gets on the radio* Train 923, we stopped on the mainline, the engineer is drunk.
Snowflake: Drunk? Who?
Mirage: Hawkeye.
Snowflake: *Shocked* Are 你 sure it's him?
Mirage: I'm staring right at him, and it's not a pretty sight!!
Hawkeye: *Angry at Mirage* I may not be the Mona Lisa, but I got good locks!
Mirage: 你 mean looks!
Hawkeye: That's what I 说 你 Ford loving son of a bitch!
Mirage: I don't even own a Ford.
Hawkeye: eh, up yours. *Walks away*
At the station, Pete saw Hawkeye walking towards him.
Pete: Pierce, what's going on?
Hawkeye: Going on what? I don't see anything on anything.
Pete: Are 你 drunk?
Hawkeye: According to Mirage I am. *Falls down on the floor*
Pete: Get up.
Hawkeye: *Gets up*
Pete: And go home. I don't know what's gotten into you, but 你 need to get your act together! You're suspended from work for a week.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the station*
Two days later. Hawkeye went to the hospital to see Percy.
Hawkeye: *Enters Percy's room* Hey. How are you?
Percy: Good. *Looks at his clock* But it's 8 o' clock. Aren't 你 supposed to be at work?
Hawkeye: Pete suspended me from work for a week.
Percy: What for?
Hawkeye: I got drunk, because I was worried about you.
Percy: 你 got drunk?
Hawkeye: *Nods*
Percy: But you're not supposed to do that. 你 have an important job, and a big reputation. Lots of ponies are depending on 你 to-
Hawkeye: *Angry* Okay, 你 know what? I was feeling miserable about 你 being in that train wreck, but now that you're being annoying, I don't give a shit. Fuck reputations, fuck those ponies that depend on me to do a good job, and fuck my job as well! *Goes to the door, but before he leaves, he stares at Percy* And while I'm at it, fuck you!! It's all your fault that Ike is dead! Why don't 你 just grow up, and stop being so careless?! *Leaves the room*
A week later at the train station, Hawkeye arrived at the station with Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: *Parks his car in the parking lot 由 the station*
Orion: *Staring at him*
Metal Gloss: Why is he staring at 你 like that?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. It might be another way for him to get fired. *Gets out of his car, and walks to the station*
Orion: Percy told me about what 你 说 to him yesterday.
Hawkeye: And?
Orion: 你 should be ashamed of yourself! 你 just shouted at him for no reason. How would 你 like it if someone told 你 that it was your fault for somepony's death when it wasn't?
Hawkeye: *Passes Orion, and walks into the station*
Pete: Pierce, welcome back.
Hawkeye: Thanks-
Pete: Now leave!
Hawkeye: What?
Pete: You're suspended for an entire week! Again!
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks out of the station*
Jeff: Hawkeye, may I ask 你 a question?
Hawkeye: Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with-
Jeff: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!? Percy gets involved in a train crash, breaks three of his legs, and 你 shout at him like he's nothing!!
Hawkeye: *Walks back to his car*
Metal Gloss: What are 你 going to do Pierce?
Hawkeye: I have no idea. Everypony hates me.
Metal Gloss: Not everypony. There's one 小马 that still likes you, but 你 need to apologize to him.
Pierce: *Sighs* I doubt he'll accept it.
Back at the hospital
Percy: *With a nurse*
Nurse: The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow, and that your legs will be perfectly fine.
Percy: That's excellent news.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the room* May I speak to Percy?
Nurse: He needs to rest.
Percy: It's alright. This won't take long.
Nurse: *Walks out of the room*
Hawkeye: Percy, I just wanna-
Percy: Look. Remember last time 你 were here, and 你 说 fuck 你 to my face?
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I wanna-
Percy: Well fuck 你 too.
Hawkeye: I came here to apologize.
Percy: I don't care. Just leave.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the hospital*
On the 日 that Percy returned to work from the hospital, he saw Pete standing in front of the station.
Percy: Hi sir.
Pete: Hello Percy. Come with me to my office. *Walks into his office with Percy, and sits at his desk*
Percy: What's going on?
Pete: I want 你 to listen to this voice mail that Pierce left me. *Plays the voice mail*
Hawkeye: 嘿 Pete, it's me Pierce. Uh, I went to apologize to Percy about what I said, but he wouldn't accept it. Nopony likes me around this area anymore, so I was thinking about quitting, and moving into Laramie. Metal Gloss is going to stay here, we didn't get divorced, but I don't deserve to be here after what I've done. I'll come 由 after my suspension is over, and uh, say goodbye to 你 before I go. It was great working here, but... nothing lasts forever. *Ends his call*
Percy: *Stunned*
Pete: He's been going through a lot, and was very worried about you.
Percy: i don't know what to say.
Pete: 你 know how they say time heals all wounds? It's true. Hawkeye really cares for you, and when he comes here, I want 你 to talk to him.
After Hawkeye's suspension, he came to the station to say good bye to Pete.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the station, and goes into Pete's office, but sees Percy there instead* Where's Pete?
Percy: In the yards. He's trying to find someone to take over your job.
Hawkeye: Well, tell him I 说 hi, and that I'm going to miss him.
Percy: Wait, before 你 go, I wanna tell 你 something.
Hawkeye: If it's another fuck you, I deserve it.
Percy: No, it's not that. I was just thinking that I was a little hard on 你 when 你 tried to apologize to me.
Hawkeye: And I was too hard on 你 when I was shouting at you. I didn't mean any of that.
Percy: I know 你 didn't.
Hawkeye: Are we still friends?
Percy: Absolutely.
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete's phone. The phone is not on the dial* How long has-
Percy: *Grabs the phone* Did 你 get all of that?
Pete: We sure did.
Hawkeye: What's going on here?
Pete: *Walks into the station with Mirage, Orion, Snowflake, Stylo, Nikki, Jeff, and Metal Gloss. They're all cheering*
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Let me see if I got this right. 你 guys went to a phone booth outside of the station, and called the phone in this office.
Pete: Yep. It was a little hard to hear, but we heard the entire conversation.
Stylo: And we all forgive you.
Hawkeye: Well then, let's celebrate after work!
Everyone: *Cheers*
After work, they all went to a restaurant, ordered hot 狗 with root 啤酒 floats, while listening to Rock & Roll.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow writes to Nikki
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye: *Sitting 由 the tracks on Archer 爬坡道, 小山 with a 冷却器 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 你 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 或者 not, but I really hope 你 do. *Grabs another 啤酒 bottle, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 of that one open, and drinks out of it*
下一个 morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.
Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk* Yes?
Pete: How did 你 get into my office?
Hawkeye: 你 left the door unlocked.
Pete: Why did 你 lock yourself in here?
Hawkeye: I needed a place to sleep.
Pete: What's wrong with your home?
Hawkeye: Too far away. *Walks out of the office, and walks to the train yard*
Hawkeye's first job for the 日 was to drive a freight train to Denver with Mirage. No one knew that Hawkeye was drunk from all of the beers he drank last night.
Hawkeye: *Starts to feel queasy* I have to get out.
Mirage: What for?
Hawkeye: *Getting ready to throw up*
Mirage: Sorry I asked. *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Gets out, and vomits*
Mirage: Forgive me for asking, but are 你 drunk?
Hawkeye: Uh.... maybe? I forgot to study for that.
Mirage: *Gets on the radio* Train 923, we stopped on the mainline, the engineer is drunk.
Snowflake: Drunk? Who?
Mirage: Hawkeye.
Snowflake: *Shocked* Are 你 sure it's him?
Mirage: I'm staring right at him, and it's not a pretty sight!!
Hawkeye: *Angry at Mirage* I may not be the Mona Lisa, but I got good locks!
Mirage: 你 mean looks!
Hawkeye: That's what I 说 你 Ford loving son of a bitch!
Mirage: I don't even own a Ford.
Hawkeye: eh, up yours. *Walks away*
At the station, Pete saw Hawkeye walking towards him.
Pete: Pierce, what's going on?
Hawkeye: Going on what? I don't see anything on anything.
Pete: Are 你 drunk?
Hawkeye: According to Mirage I am. *Falls down on the floor*
Pete: Get up.
Hawkeye: *Gets up*
Pete: And go home. I don't know what's gotten into you, but 你 need to get your act together! You're suspended from work for a week.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the station*
Two days later. Hawkeye went to the hospital to see Percy.
Hawkeye: *Enters Percy's room* Hey. How are you?
Percy: Good. *Looks at his clock* But it's 8 o' clock. Aren't 你 supposed to be at work?
Hawkeye: Pete suspended me from work for a week.
Percy: What for?
Hawkeye: I got drunk, because I was worried about you.
Percy: 你 got drunk?
Hawkeye: *Nods*
Percy: But you're not supposed to do that. 你 have an important job, and a big reputation. Lots of ponies are depending on 你 to-
Hawkeye: *Angry* Okay, 你 know what? I was feeling miserable about 你 being in that train wreck, but now that you're being annoying, I don't give a shit. Fuck reputations, fuck those ponies that depend on me to do a good job, and fuck my job as well! *Goes to the door, but before he leaves, he stares at Percy* And while I'm at it, fuck you!! It's all your fault that Ike is dead! Why don't 你 just grow up, and stop being so careless?! *Leaves the room*
A week later at the train station, Hawkeye arrived at the station with Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: *Parks his car in the parking lot 由 the station*
Orion: *Staring at him*
Metal Gloss: Why is he staring at 你 like that?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. It might be another way for him to get fired. *Gets out of his car, and walks to the station*
Orion: Percy told me about what 你 说 to him yesterday.
Hawkeye: And?
Orion: 你 should be ashamed of yourself! 你 just shouted at him for no reason. How would 你 like it if someone told 你 that it was your fault for somepony's death when it wasn't?
Hawkeye: *Passes Orion, and walks into the station*
Pete: Pierce, welcome back.
Hawkeye: Thanks-
Pete: Now leave!
Hawkeye: What?
Pete: You're suspended for an entire week! Again!
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks out of the station*
Jeff: Hawkeye, may I ask 你 a question?
Hawkeye: Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with-
Jeff: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!? Percy gets involved in a train crash, breaks three of his legs, and 你 shout at him like he's nothing!!
Hawkeye: *Walks back to his car*
Metal Gloss: What are 你 going to do Pierce?
Hawkeye: I have no idea. Everypony hates me.
Metal Gloss: Not everypony. There's one 小马 that still likes you, but 你 need to apologize to him.
Pierce: *Sighs* I doubt he'll accept it.
Back at the hospital
Percy: *With a nurse*
Nurse: The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow, and that your legs will be perfectly fine.
Percy: That's excellent news.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the room* May I speak to Percy?
Nurse: He needs to rest.
Percy: It's alright. This won't take long.
Nurse: *Walks out of the room*
Hawkeye: Percy, I just wanna-
Percy: Look. Remember last time 你 were here, and 你 说 fuck 你 to my face?
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I wanna-
Percy: Well fuck 你 too.
Hawkeye: I came here to apologize.
Percy: I don't care. Just leave.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the hospital*
On the 日 that Percy returned to work from the hospital, he saw Pete standing in front of the station.
Percy: Hi sir.
Pete: Hello Percy. Come with me to my office. *Walks into his office with Percy, and sits at his desk*
Percy: What's going on?
Pete: I want 你 to listen to this voice mail that Pierce left me. *Plays the voice mail*
Hawkeye: 嘿 Pete, it's me Pierce. Uh, I went to apologize to Percy about what I said, but he wouldn't accept it. Nopony likes me around this area anymore, so I was thinking about quitting, and moving into Laramie. Metal Gloss is going to stay here, we didn't get divorced, but I don't deserve to be here after what I've done. I'll come 由 after my suspension is over, and uh, say goodbye to 你 before I go. It was great working here, but... nothing lasts forever. *Ends his call*
Percy: *Stunned*
Pete: He's been going through a lot, and was very worried about you.
Percy: i don't know what to say.
Pete: 你 know how they say time heals all wounds? It's true. Hawkeye really cares for you, and when he comes here, I want 你 to talk to him.
After Hawkeye's suspension, he came to the station to say good bye to Pete.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the station, and goes into Pete's office, but sees Percy there instead* Where's Pete?
Percy: In the yards. He's trying to find someone to take over your job.
Hawkeye: Well, tell him I 说 hi, and that I'm going to miss him.
Percy: Wait, before 你 go, I wanna tell 你 something.
Hawkeye: If it's another fuck you, I deserve it.
Percy: No, it's not that. I was just thinking that I was a little hard on 你 when 你 tried to apologize to me.
Hawkeye: And I was too hard on 你 when I was shouting at you. I didn't mean any of that.
Percy: I know 你 didn't.
Hawkeye: Are we still friends?
Percy: Absolutely.
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete's phone. The phone is not on the dial* How long has-
Percy: *Grabs the phone* Did 你 get all of that?
Pete: We sure did.
Hawkeye: What's going on here?
Pete: *Walks into the station with Mirage, Orion, Snowflake, Stylo, Nikki, Jeff, and Metal Gloss. They're all cheering*
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Let me see if I got this right. 你 guys went to a phone booth outside of the station, and called the phone in this office.
Pete: Yep. It was a little hard to hear, but we heard the entire conversation.
Stylo: And we all forgive you.
Hawkeye: Well then, let's celebrate after work!
Everyone: *Cheers*
After work, they all went to a restaurant, ordered hot 狗 with root 啤酒 floats, while listening to Rock & Roll.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow writes to Nikki
