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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki arrived at the station on a passenger train being driven 由 Roger.

Nikki: *Runs into Michael's office, and sees Michael sitting at his 台, 办公桌 with Meadow*
Meadow: Nikki! *Runs to Nikki, and hugs her*
Nikki: What's going on?
Michael: Nikki, I was talking to Pete. He's seriously low on engineers, so I'm having 你 transferred there.
Nikki: Transferred? Will I be coming back?
Michael: I don't think so. 你 no longer work for me.
Meadow: I'm going to miss you.
Nikki: I know. Take good care of Bullet. He's going to miss me, and make sure 你 put 食物 in his bowl once a day.
Meadow: *Nods*
Michael: Now get going. There's a 小马 with the same name that I have, and he's been waiting for 你 in the yards for three, and a half hours.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to the train yard*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne.

Pete: *In his office*
Ike: *Arrives* Sir, I heard that 你 let Mike drive a train.
Pete: He's going to Ogden to pick up Nikki West.
Ike: Who is that?
Pete: 你 never heard of her?
Ike: Is she related to Adam West?
Pete: No, I don't think so.
Ike: Well anyway, the reason I came in here was to let 你 know that I arrived in my passenger train, and Nicole is taking over for me. What should I do next?
Pete: Work in the train yard. It's going to be very busy once Gonzo arrives with Nikki.

Five miles from Cheyenne, Mike was driving his train slower then he was supposed to.

Nikki: Will 你 speed up?
Mike: Pete says if I crash this thing, I get fired.
Nikki: But the track is straight. Go as fast as 你 want.
Gangsters: *Arrive, and throw molotovs onto the train*
Mike: Oh christ! *Gets out of the train 由 going left*
Nikki: *Gets out* The train is still moving 由 itself.
Mike: Well, it's only going 20 miles an hour. Why didn't 你 put the brakes on?
Nikki: 你 were driving, 你 should have put them on!

A bullet hits the ground 下一个 to Nikki's front hooves.

Mike: Let's argue about this another time! *Runs away*
Nikki: Wait!! *Follows Mike*

The train explodes.

Mike: Bloody hell.
Nikki: Keep running!

In Cheyenne, everyone was waiting for the arrival of Nikki. They showed up in the remains of the train they were driving. The only thing missing were the engines. The train got to the yards in Cheyenne 由 coasting down hill.

Jeff: Well, I guess they made things easier for us without the engines. We can just have the freight cars go down the hump without having them stop to get uncoupled from the locomotives.
Pete: Gonzo, what happened?!
Mike: *On the first freight car with Nikki* Gangsters sir. They blew up our train with molotov cocktails.
Pete: Damn gangsters. Always attacking our trains.
Nikki: What for?
Pete: The supplies.
Nikki & Mike: *Get off the train*
Nikki: Anyway, I hear 你 need me as an engineer.
Pete: That's right. As of now, 你 work for me.
Hawkeye: Alright! *Hoofbumps Nikki* We get to work together.
Nikki: I'm a little nervous.
Hawkeye: It's alright, you're gonna like it here.

Hawkeye was right. Two weeks later, Nikki was no longer nervous, and enjoyed working on the Union Pacific.

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye blames himself for an accident involving Percy.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 你 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The 下一个 episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this 文章 is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and 你 get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two 最喜爱的 duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most 最喜爱的 one in my 下一个 article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and 彩虹 Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got 彩虹 Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, 彩虹 Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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Source: alloyrabbit
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, 你 don't have to 带, 皮带 it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music 小马 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music 小马 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music 小马 1: 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 dun-
Music 小马 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music 小马 2: Take your time man.
Music 小马 3: Yeah, relax.
Music 小马 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then 你 start.
Music 小马 1: Gee.
Music 小马 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are 你 drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are 你 gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND 由 SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking 前锋, 期待 when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her 城堡 when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie 说 excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE 干草 IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see 《冰雪奇缘》 for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. 你 can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. 你 stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because 你 called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got 你 covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the 树干 of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if 你 don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens 树干 door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, 你 got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. 你 have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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