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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office 阅读 a newspaper. Hawkeye, and Stylo entered the office to see him.

Hawkeye: We heard very good news from Snowflake.
Stylo: Tell us it's true.
Pete: *Sad* It's true. Gordon quit the Union Pacific.
Hawkeye: Why are 你 sad about it?
Stylo: This is a time to celebrate.
Pete: Have 你 forgotten that we need engineers on this railway? We're running low on ponies that can drive trains, and Gordon made things worse for us!
Hawkeye: He actually made things better. You're forgetting who you're talking about.
Pete: Yeah? Well take a look at this. *Shows Pierce, and Stylo the newspaper* Gordon blew his own brains out, and all of a sudden, his suicide makes the front page.
Hawkeye: *Sees the newspaper* HAHA! Yes! This is the greatest 日 ever!!!
Stylo: Now we really need to celebrate!
Pete: Do 你 realize what this will do to us? Read the paper.
Hawkeye: An 橙子, 橙色 unicorn formerly working on the Union Pacific quit his job in anger, then went to his house, and shot himself in the head.
Pete: Now everypony is going to assume that all of us that work on this railway are suicidal nut jobs.
Hawkeye: There is one thing 你 can do.
Pete: What's that?
Stylo: Ask some help from the Southern Pacific.
Pete: *Thinks* There is one 小马 I can get from the SP to help us.

In Los Angeles, Nikki just finished driving an express train. She was waiting for it to depart, and while doing so, she was playing poker with three stallions inside the station.

Nikki: I am going to raise the stakes to ninety.
Stallions: *Put in 90 dollars*
Stallion 1: There are thousands of dollars in here gentlecolts, *Looks at Nikki* And lady. Now, *Shows his hand* Three of a kind, aces.
Stallion 2: 你 beat me, two pairs. Eights, and Kings.
Stallion 3: Four of a kind Jacks.
Nikki: *Shows her hand. Four of a kind kings* My kings beat your Jacks.
Stallion 3: *Pushes the money to Nikki* Well done. *Hears the phone ringing* Excuse me. *Goes to the phone* Bruce Arvantidas. *Listens to the phone* Yes. She's here. She is? Well, I'll let her know right now. *Hangs up* Nikki, 你 got a call from your boss in Ogden. 你 are working in Cheyenne for the Union Pacific.
Nikki: For how long?
Stallion 3: Michael did not tell me. All I know is that somepony named Pete is running short on engineers. He needs more.
Nikki: I'm on my way.

Meanwhile in Cheyenne.

Pete: *In the train yard* Gonzo!
Mike: *Arrives* Yes sir?
Pete: You're getting a temporary promotion. Can 你 drive a train?
Mike: Of course I can sir.
Pete: Good. Go to Ogden, and deliver a freight train of livestock, and metal.
Mike: Okay sir.
Pete: It's all set up for you. Climb into that diesel over there, and get going pronto.
Mike: *Runs to the freight train*
Pete: And follow the speed limits. If 你 go too fast, your train will crash, and if 你 crash your train, I'll 火, 消防 you.
Mike: Don't worry sir. I won't crash your train. *Drives the train passing a red signal*
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train, and applies the brakes, nearly hitting Mike's train*
Pete: *Sighs nervously, and looks at the sky* Why aren't 你 helping us?
Snowflake: *Opens a window in her yard tower* Sir, are 你 talking to yourself?
Pete: Nope, I'm trying to get an answer from god. He's screwing us over, and we haven't done a damn thing wrong. Except for the swear word I just 说 out loud. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: 你 had to kill him. 你 couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well 你 better if 你 want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a 小马 named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: 你 know what you're...
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Spike:Ugh,another 啤酒 I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give 你 them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me 你 have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
屁股 屁股 Inn

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A 小马 arrived at the 屁股 屁股 Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one 更多 letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
彩虹 Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, 彩虹 Dash?
彩虹 Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few 秒 later
彩虹 Dash: TASTE THE 彩虹 MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will 你 look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now 你 find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote 由 Jordy_Dash, 设计 of Black Snow 由 Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy


My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in 小马 ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's 涂层, 外套 and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my 涂层, 外套 was a snow white and my...
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Let me take a moment to thank those who stood 由 my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case 你 haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..


YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).


AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before we start this episode, I have a message for you.

As 你 all know, it has been at least one 月 since Karina_Brony deleted her account. I talked to her about it, and asked if she would return, and she 说 no. Because of this, it brings me great displeasure to say that I will not be allowed to use her character anymore. This is the last episode she will appear in. With that said, it's time to begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From...
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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told 你 stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy 由 the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That 你 so my lovely cousin a little repect....
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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