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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest star, Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 91: Fade Away
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

1960 was the start of a crappy decade full of violence, war, protests, and the lack of TV shows being filmed in color.

However, for the Union Pacific, it was the end of something they despised. Working with Gordon.

Gordon: *Walks into the station*
Pete: Gordon, I have something to tell you.
Gordon: What's up? *Walks past him, and starts going to the train yard*
Pete: You've been arriving late seven times in a row. It's not like you. What's going on?
Gordon: Can I talk to 你 about that later? I need to get to the yards, and drive that train to Denver 你 mentioned yesterday. *Walks out of the station*
Jeff: *Painting the station* Gordon, can 你 help me paint the yellow line on the platform?
Gordon: I can't, I have to go-
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, my yard tower was just knocked down, can 你 help repair it?
Gordon: Not now, I have to drive a train-
Pete: Gordon-

更多 ponies started to arrive asking Gordon for favors.

Gordon: Now wait a 分钟 guys... I have to get to- I need to drive a- *Gets angry, and shouts* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone stayed silent, and stared at Gordon. He had a reputation for getting pissed off constantly, but they never saw him get this angry.

Gordon: *Trembling in anger* I AM SICK, AND TIRED OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 你 MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I HAVE A JOB TO DO, AND 你 KEEP ASKING ME FOR FUCKING FAVORS!!! I QUIT!!!! *Leaves*
Pete: But Gordon-
Gordon: *Punches Pete as he makes his exit*
Snowflake: *Gasps*
Jeff: *Runs to Pete, and helps him get up* Are 你 alright sir?
Pete: *Sighs* Sure. Don't worry about me. Get back to work. I need a drink. *Slowly walks back to his office, nervous, and confused*

2 B Continued
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 你 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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Source: alloyrabbit
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 由 behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask 你 something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My 老友记 Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and 蜘蛛 Man, but now I don’t have one. Can 你 find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits 下一个 to me* What are 你 reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do 你 say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped 由 Communists, and almost died 由 a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are 你 sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED 朗姆酒 all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To 你 maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? 你 guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what 你 say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. 你 going...
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I thought I would have 更多 ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)

I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she 说 yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: 你 shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the 彩虹 magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. 表演 innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a 小马 named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to 苹果白兰地 because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have 你 got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that 你 found her. Have 你 stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with 你 Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would 你 like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the 树干 of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if 你 don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens 树干 door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, 你 got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. 你 have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia 浓情巧克力 Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta 显示 this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Mike
Mike
As mentioned in the 前一个 part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned 由 CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the 沙拉 Bowl Express,...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my 最喜爱的 moments is found on my 个人资料 pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a 梨 instead of apple.
Choosing death if an 橙子, 橙色 或者 a 香蕉 were her only 食物 opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her 苹果 cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru