INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 3 - 2 e z - 小马宝莉 - 潮流粉丝俱乐部

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posted by btflash

So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

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The 下一个 episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

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Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this 文章 is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and 你 get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA

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triq267 Wait. Did you see that? The next episode will be titled "Slice of Life". That's 3 words. 3 But wait, there's more. There are 26,315 stories containing the "Slice of Life" tag on fimfiction.net What's 26,315/3? 8771.66...ad infinitum, of course "Now, what might this number mean?" you might ask. "This number doesn't represent anything!" the Illuminati proclaims, "This man is clearly a conspiracy theorist!" Well I'm here to tell you that this number does have a meaning, you just don't see it because of all the smoke and mirrors thrown around to hide the truth. SPEAKING of mirrors, let's flip that seemingly pointless number around, shall we? 66...ad infinitum.1778 Now, when .6 is repeating like this, there are bound to be a bunch of 666's in there. 666, the devil's number. What does the devil do? LIE. So those decimals are all lies. That leaves us with 1778 1778 was the year before the United States declared independence. Now, as everyone knows, the majority of the show is recorded in Canada. 1778, the last year where the U.S. wasn't a free country, and Canada, a Commonwealth of England, the country which the U.S. had previously been a colony of? The Illuminati is organizing a mass-takeover by Canada of the United States. WAKE UP MILWAUKEE

Ponies On The Rails Episode 82 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: season 2 episode 1.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 由 behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.

Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask 你 something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My 老友记 Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and 蜘蛛 Man, but now I don’t have one. Can 你 find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring 彩虹 Dash)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits 下一个 to me* What are 你 reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do 你 say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped 由 Communists, and almost died 由 a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are 你 sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED 朗姆酒 all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To 你 maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? 你 guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what 你 say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. 你 going...

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Sweet 苹果 Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have 更多 ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)

I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意金属乐队 lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

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巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she 说 yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: 你 shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...

Licking The Screen

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: me

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

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My review on 彩虹 Rocks (Part two,Plots and Extra thoughts)

posted by PeacefulCritic

Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the 彩虹 magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. 表演 innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a 小马 named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to 苹果白兰地 because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have 你 got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that 你 found her. Have 你 stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with 你 Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would 你 like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the 前一个 part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned 由 CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the 沙拉 Bowl Express,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time 你 ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* 你 have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent 足球 coach.
Saten: No problem.. I 爱情 little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my 最喜爱的 moments is found on my 个人资料 pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a 梨 instead of apple.
Choosing death if an 橙子, 橙色或者 a 香蕉 were her only 食物 opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her 苹果 cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...