Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What 你 doing here!?
Saten: I, I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 你 NEVER come to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 首页 and take a bath.
Saten: I, I can walk 你 home..
Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).
Saten: But I have to know... Do 你 still 爱情 me!?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But... S, Sense when have 'you' cared.
Saten: I... Uhhh..
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess... 'blondy' dumped you.
Saten: Well.. Yes... But...
Trixie: And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: Not excatly... I don't care for her that way anymore.. We're just friends..
Trixie: Riiiiight..
Saten: Look, this is nothing to do with AppleJack..
Trixie: ... Then why are 你 here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. I finally see it now.. I seen that you've grown into a very beautiful girl.
Trixie: (blushes) I, I have..
Saten: Yes! And 你 understand me better than anyone!... I, I'm sorry I've never realized that.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes 你 were.
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 你 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. 你 let me work on jealousy.
Saten: What are 你 talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: 嘿 Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
(brief silence).
Saten: (suddenly calm again) Anyway, what were we talking about?.
Trixie: I... Forget it. We're work on it later.
Saten: (nievely) Work on what? What are 你 talking about it?
Trixie: (giggles cutely) Don't worry about it.. (kisses his cheek).. (leaves) Bye now. Remember to call me.
Saten: (rubs the kissed cheek) Of coarse, of coarse.
END OF EPISODE 2:
Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What 你 doing here!?
Saten: I, I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 你 NEVER come to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 首页 and take a bath.
Saten: I, I can walk 你 home..
Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).
Saten: But I have to know... Do 你 still 爱情 me!?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But... S, Sense when have 'you' cared.
Saten: I... Uhhh..
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess... 'blondy' dumped you.
Saten: Well.. Yes... But...
Trixie: And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: Not excatly... I don't care for her that way anymore.. We're just friends..
Trixie: Riiiiight..
Saten: Look, this is nothing to do with AppleJack..
Trixie: ... Then why are 你 here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. I finally see it now.. I seen that you've grown into a very beautiful girl.
Trixie: (blushes) I, I have..
Saten: Yes! And 你 understand me better than anyone!... I, I'm sorry I've never realized that.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes 你 were.
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 你 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. 你 let me work on jealousy.
Saten: What are 你 talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: 嘿 Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
(brief silence).
Saten: (suddenly calm again) Anyway, what were we talking about?.
Trixie: I... Forget it. We're work on it later.
Saten: (nievely) Work on what? What are 你 talking about it?
Trixie: (giggles cutely) Don't worry about it.. (kisses his cheek).. (leaves) Bye now. Remember to call me.
Saten: (rubs the kissed cheek) Of coarse, of coarse.
END OF EPISODE 2:
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
THE 下一个 DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...