小马宝莉 Article: CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a 小马 in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit 由 sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?
Master Sword: Oh yeah.
Gordon: *Hears his phone ringing* Answer that, will you?
Master Sword: *Answers phone* Hello
Tom: *At the warehouse* I 迷失 the cops. I'm at the warehouse with the 毒蛇 right now.
Master Sword: *To Gordon* Tom got the Viper.
Gordon: Good. *Shouts into the phone* We'll meet 你 over there. *Drives to the warehouse*

Meanwhile at headquarters,

Sargent Getraer: *Sees Benjamin appear in his truck, and sees Frank sitting 下一个 to him* What happened?
Frank: Caught on 火, 消防 Sarge. Webster is taking me to the hospital.

The Canterlot Highway Patrol has a mechanic named Harlan Arliss. He was taking Frank's motorcycle off of the back of Benjamin's truck.

Harlan: *Looks at the damage* My goodness. What happened here?
Sargent Getraer: The same thing that happened to Frank. It caught on fire. *To Benjamin* Alright, get him to the hospital.
Benjamin: *Drives to the hospital*

Meanwhile

Master Sword: This was an amazing plan.
Gordon: Yes it is. If only I thought of it sooner. *Arrives at the warehouse*
Master Sword: Still, its a great plan.
Gordon: *Stops at the warehouse, and sees the Viper* Wait a minute. *Gets out of the car, and looks at the back of the Viper* TOM!
Tom: *Walks over* 你 didn't have to shout, I could hear- *Sees Gordon is very angry* you.
Gordon: *Points to the back of the car which has a dent on it* What is this?!
Tom: Oh, that. 你 see, I had to get rid of the cops, so I bumped into one of their police bikes.
Gordon: I DON'T CARE!! I TOLD 你 NO DAMAGE ON THE CARS!!! Take this back, and get another one!!!!
Tom: Alright, I'm going. *Gets in the Viper, and drives away*
Master Sword: So much for a simple job.
Gordon: I tell him to do one simple thing, and he doesn't do it.
Master Sword: And I thought I was dumb.
Gordon: Don't worry, 你 still are.

2 B Continued

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I 说 last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick 屁股 with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...

Candy-Heart's Bio

posted by SpiritTheCat

Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied 心 on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking 糕饼, 糖果 goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. 由 the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need 你 to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train 下一个 to Nikki's train*
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nancy

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

(This is the 秒 time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't 你 remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a 年或者 two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought 你 were the...

Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right

Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! 你 overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are 你 talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...

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Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE 干草 IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat

Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)

Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see 《冰雪奇缘》 for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. 你 can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments

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The M.C.C

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a classic car 显示 in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 由 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 由 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 或者你 will be killed 由 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have 你 been? 你 almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...

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TDF's (belated) Countdown to Nightmare Night: 日 4/Cuatro/Four

posted by TotalDramaFan60

音乐 Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. 彩虹 Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a 小马 named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to 苹果白兰地 because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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万圣节前夕 Fanfictions

posted by Seanthehedgehog

万圣节前夕 is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, 彩虹 Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at 彩虹 Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created 由 me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 69 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

New logo for P.O.T.R

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the 小马 world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do 你 think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if 你 noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...

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The Impaler

posted by mariofan14

This isn't 小马 related, but I think I should tell 你 people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, 更多 commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...

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Nick's Rant - One Bad 苹果

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then 苹果白兰地 talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 67 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right 由 San Franciscolt. They were driving across The 湾 Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would 你 want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: 或者 am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a 小马 was waiting for them.

Supervisor: 你 Stylo, and...