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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Arthur Grossman
Arthur Grossman
At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was 展示 everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did 你 get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the 街, 街道 from the train station. I 爱情 this thing.
Frank: 你 better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see 你 hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When everyone sat down, the sarge made his announcement.

Sargent Getraer: I was told 由 Princess Celestia that she's using one of her royal guards as an informant. He's joined a group of seven ponies that are making plans to hijack five cars. We need to be alert, and make sure we catch those car thieves. The cars on the 列表 are a Corvette Z06. A 2016 Ford 野马 Shelby GT350. An SRT Viper, a Dodge Ram, and a Volkswagen Beetle Rally car. They're all brand new, and high performance vehicles. That's it, so happy hunting.
Jesse: *Arrives late*
Sargent Getraer: Ah, Jesse Neighbor. You're too late, 你 just missed the meeting.
Jebediah: *Arrives*
Sargent Getraer: Jebediah Turner, you're late as well.
Jebediah: Sorry sarge.
Sargent Getraer: *Looks at the other officers* 你 can all go now. Jesse, and Jebediah are going to stay here for a while.
CHP Officers: *Leave the room*
Jesse & Jebediah: *Staring at Sargent Getraer*
Sargent Getraer: Now why were 你 late?
Jebediah: I had to help a mare change a flat tire on her car.
Jesse: I was in the middle of 写作 a ticket for someone speeding.
Sargent Getraer: Alright, well 下一个 time, try to get to the meetings before they start. We can't waste any time waiting for you. Now get back to work.
Jebediah: Will do sarge. *Leaves*
Jesse: Sure thing *Leaves*

Meanwhile, in an abandoned warehouse, Gordon was talking to his friends. He wears a neck brace, because he has problems with his neck.

Gordon: *Turns a song on: link * Okay everypony, gather around! We're gonna discuss the plan on stealing those cars.
Master Sword: *Walks over and sits down with every bad pony* What is it?
Gordon: I found out there was an informant, and so far, I got Tom, and Howard to get rid of him. So here's what we're gonna do. Our first car that we'll steal will be the Corvette. It's further away from Celestia's castle, so none of her royal guards will be able to catch us.
Master Sword: Seems simple.
Gordon: Of course it does. Leaf Pile!!
Leaf: Yes sir.
Gordon: You're stealing the Corvette. Get ready.
Leaf: I'm on it.
Gordon: *Goes to his car* I'll give 你 a ride over there.
Leaf Pile: *Sits in the passenger seat*
Gordon: *Drives the car*

2 B Continued
 Jesse Neighbor
Jesse Neighbor
 Jebediah Turner
Jebediah Turner
 Gordon
Gordon
 Leaf Pile
Leaf Pile
 Gordon's car
Gordon's car
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
你 may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right 下一个 to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over 由 the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail 或者 will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My 心 is pure (her 心 is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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