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 Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded 由 two 更多 tracks. On one end was an earth 小马 that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 问题 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell 你 something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies in this area.
ISIS Pony: *Running to the handcar* Stop!
White Pony: *Stops the handcar*
Sean: *Gets off*
ISIS Pony: What are 你 two doing here?
White Pony: What's it look like we're doing? We're riding a hand car through this wonderful country. (Even though Iraq is really a shithole)
ISIS Pony: Well go back to where 你 came from!
White Pony: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make us?
ISIS Pony: *Points a pistol at the pony, and Sean*
White Pony: Okay, okay, we're going!
Sean: *Gets back on the handcar, and goes backwards*
White Pony: What a jerk. Sorry buddy, we'll have to go back.

A freight train went past us, and I jumped on the first freight car.

White Pony: What does that guy think he's doing?

Theme Song: link

The train I was on had weapons, and other supplies for ISIS. It went into Mosul, and I was hiding in the first freight car to make sure no one saw me.

SeanTheHedgehog & Jade_23 Present

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville

Sean: *Feels the train slowing down, and goes onto the roof*
ISIS Ponies: *Inspecting the bottom of the train*
Sean: *Sees a twelve story building nearby, and runs towards it*

Starring Nikki West from Jade_23

Also starring, Shredder, and 彩虹 Dash

Sean: *Shoots a grappling hook to the 最佳, 返回页首 floor. Once it's set, he runs up the wall*

Also starring Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Applejack

Featuring Double Diamond, and Roseluck

Sean: *Gets inside the building, and heads onto a catwalk*
ISIS 小马 47: Attention, our leader has a speech for us!
Sean: *Whispering into microphone* Nikki, I'm at the meeting point. Come in. *Loads his .44 magnum, and M249 Machine gun with bullets*
ISIS Ponies: *Gathering at the meeting*
Sean: nikki, come in. *Hearing static on his walkie talkie*
ISIS 小马 47: Attention, welcome the new leader of our organization, Duublar!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: *Walks to the podium* Thank 你 all. I have a secondary 小马 in command, and his name is Halligan.
Halligan: *Walks 下一个 to Duublar, and is greeted 由 cheers*

Stop the song

Sean: what's taking nikki so long? *Watches the meeting behind three crates*
Duublar: As 你 all know, we have big plans to make every 小马 in the entire world accept our ways of life.
Halligan: We have created a drug that will accomplish our goal. It is in all of those crates behind us, stored in hundreds, and thousands of syringes.
Duublar: We will now see if it works with a 小马 Alliance spy we captured.
ISIS Ponies: *Dragging Nikki toward Duublar*
Nikki: Let me go!
Sean: *Gets his machine gun set up*
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe carrying the drug inside it*
Sean: *Shoots one of the ponies holding Nikki* Get out of there!
Nikki: *Runs away*
Duublar: *Looks up, and sees Sean* IT'S SEAN THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Sean: *Runs towards the window he went through while shooting at every ISIS pony*
Duublar: He's seen the drug! Kill him!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Grabbing AK47's, and running towards Sean's location*
Sean: *Grabs his grappling gun, and shoots the ceiling. He goes towards the tenth floor, and breaks a window*
ISIS Ponies: Hey!
Sean: *Shoots all of the ISIS Ponies*
Nikki: *Arrives* Thanks for saving me.
Sean: You're welcome. Let's get out of here.
Nikki: *Grabs an AK47, and three grenades*

We both ran down the stairs.

ISIS Ponies: *Chasing Sean, and Nikki*
Sean: *Shoots a door, and makes it open*

Explosive barrels came out of the room, and towards the ISIS ponies.

Nikki: *Throws a grenade at the barrels*
ISIS Ponies: *Sees the grenade* Run away- *Die in the explosion*
Sean & Nikki: *Get down to the 7th floor, but are surrounded 由 更多 ISIS Ponies*
ISIS 小马 25: Drop your weapons onto the floor, and DON'T MOVE!!!
Sean: *Looks out the window, and sees a train go 由 carrying pillows* How convenient. (And unoriginal, but whatever. As long as we escape, who cares?)
Nikki: What?
ISIS Ponies: What did 你 say?!
Sean: *Grabs Nikki, and goes out the window*
Nikki: Are 你 crazy?!
Sean: No. Look! *Points to the train with pillows*

We landed on the pillows, but the ISIS ponies grabbed RPG's, and started driving Hy-Rails, trucks with both regular wheels, and train wheels.

ISIS 小马 845: They're getting away!
ISIS 小马 93: *Pointing an RPG at the train* Not for long! *Shoots a rocket*
Sean & Nikki: *Get off the train before it explodes*
ISIS 小马 98: They got off the train, but that explosion should've killed them.
Sean: *Takes off his shoes, and makes a big pile of sand 下一个 to them* Let's go. *Carries Nikki, and runs at 300 miles an hour*
Nikki: How fast can 你 run?
Sean: 430 miles an hour. That's one advantage of having Sonic the hedgehog as my cousin.
ISIS Ponies: *Sees Sean's shoes, and the big pile of sand*
ISIS 小马 63: He's in there. Call Duublar, and let him know we killed him.
ISIS 小马 47: *Making the call* Duublar, we killed Sean The Hedgehog. I repeat, we killed Sean The Hedgehog.
Duublar: Did 你 hear that Halligan? He's dead.
Halligan: Yes. What about that brown earth 小马 Nikki? Is she still alive?
Duublar: Maybe. If she is, we can capture her again just like last time. The important thing, is that Sean is dead. With him out of our way, no one can defeat us.

2 B Continued
 Duublar
Duublar
 Halligan
Halligan
added by windwakerguy430
Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, 你 need to screw up 更多 when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to 你 buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll 显示 an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, 或者 just give 你 the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is 展示 how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if 你 were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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(Warning! This 列表 contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another 最佳, 返回页首 list! Today, we're going over my 最佳, 返回页首 5 least 最喜爱的 characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying 日本动漫 characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are 给 to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 超能英雄 (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What 你 doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 你 NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 首页 and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk 你 home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do 你 still 爱情 me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the 前一个 part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching 更多 television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still 展示 that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: 纸杯蛋糕 COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope 你 enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if 你 didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI 小马 who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed 由 that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground 由 Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating 圣诞节 at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do 你 like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations 或者 any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not 矢追 或者 yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging 彩虹 Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor