The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary: *Writing on the chalkboard*
Maria: What are 你 writing?
Gary: I'm 写作 f**k Isis. They should just stop fighting everyone, and go f**k theirselves.
Audience: *Cheering*
James: 你 better erase it before Ms. Schultz comes.
Gary: She doesn't cum, she squirts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We got nothing to worry.
James: That's not what I meant.
Master Sword: *Arrives*
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: Hey, I'm substituting for your teacher. Ms. Schultz is on vacation.
Sunny: It's about time she went on one.
Lauren: All she did was make fun of me, just like everyone in this school.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why do they make fun of you?
Lauren: Because "apparently" I have hygiene issues.
Master Sword: Well....
Lauren: Don't say it!
Master Sword: .............
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: 你 smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lauren: *Sulks at her desk*
Master Sword: Now I'm going to 显示 你 a 显示 that is really awesome.
Gary: Doubt it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: It's called... *Starts playing an episode of Recolors Are Dicks*
Recolor Snips: *Standing 由 a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Goddamnit.
Audience: *Laughing*

Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give 你 my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a 火箭筒, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I 说 give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: No.
Recolor Snips: Oh okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snails: No money for you.

Master Sword: Pretty cool. Huh?
Gary: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well then how about another episode? *Plays another episode*

Recolor Snips: *Standing 由 a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give 你 my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a 火箭筒, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I 说 give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: *Gives Recolor Snips a bag of money* Okay, here 你 go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Thank you. *Squees as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword: And that's the newest episode of Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Hopefully, they don't make anymore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And just for that, 你 get a detention.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, Sunny goes to Sean The Hedgehog for advice.