小马宝莉 Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching 更多 television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still 展示 that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: 嘿 Sean, do 你 know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, 或者 care about recolors.
Sean: Well 你 better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So 你 don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will 显示你 why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give 你 my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a 火箭筒, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I 说 give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! 你 weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do 你 keep 展示 me this shit?
Master Sword: To let 你 know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See 你下一个 time.

The End

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: 脸谱

Awesome 小马 pics

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Source: 脸谱

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: 嘿 Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one 小马 who robbed the bank today. 你说你 were going to find him, but...

Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 3

posted by Canada24

THE 下一个 DAY:

CRYSYAL EMPIRE:

Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...

The first Shadowknight. Episode 12

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Near Ponyville.

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Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good 日 Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious 日 isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - 你 should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!

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Ponyville
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Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 118 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic 你 were in attempting to 移动 that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have 你 decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains?...

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Stop Motion Master Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Also starring Nikki West from Jade_23

A military jeep stopped in front of Guy's house. In it was Stargazer, and Orion.

Stargazer: *Puts the Jeep in park as he turns off the engine* Wait here. I'll speak to the pony. *Goes to the house*
Guy: *Takes one 更多 picture of the boat, in front of a warehouse*
Stargazer: *Knocks on the door*
Guy: Perfect timing. I just finished with that scene. *Runs upstairs, and walks to the front door*
Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* 你 are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see. Give me a 分钟 to collect my things, my camera,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust 你 got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do 你 think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find 更多 weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it 你 want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase 你 had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, 你 were trying to stop them, but...

你 re my sunshine

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We need to go

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy 熊 appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* 彩虹 Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: 你 don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think 彩虹 is...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was now walking to the station.

Hawkeye: *Can't open the front door* It's locked. Oh well. *Kicks the windows on the doors* Now there has to be someway to unlock this. *Reaching for the lock, and gets it* There we go. *Opens the door*

At his house.

Metal Gloss: Where do 你 think he could be?
Mirage: All over Cheyenne.
Pete: We'll 分裂, 拆分 up. Metal Gloss, and Stylo, 搜索 the station. Snowflake, Dan, and Mirage, 你搜索 the train yard. The rest of you, come with me. We're going to look around the streets...

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The 小马 in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a 小马 in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...

Awesome 小马 pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Project VOID Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my 迷失 to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.

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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, 你 got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: 你 must be a mind reader, I was just about to call 你 down here.
Julia: What did 你 want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need 你 to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: 你 know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...