WARNING: There will be 更多 swearing than last time (And it'll be 更多 intense)
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
你 all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't 你 make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? 你 know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, 你 need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to 蜘蛛 Man. 蜘蛛 Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
蜘蛛 Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
蜘蛛 Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated 由 J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm 流行的 and like sports.
蜘蛛 Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in 爱情 with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF 你 CAN READ THIS, 你 HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! 你 HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE 面包 HAS 更多 VARIETY THAN YOU! 你 DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT 你 TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 你 ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, 你 MOTHERF***ER!
你 NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
你 all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't 你 make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? 你 know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, 你 need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to 蜘蛛 Man. 蜘蛛 Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
蜘蛛 Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
蜘蛛 Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated 由 J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm 流行的 and like sports.
蜘蛛 Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in 爱情 with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF 你 CAN READ THIS, 你 HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! 你 HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE 面包 HAS 更多 VARIETY THAN YOU! 你 DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT 你 TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 你 ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, 你 MOTHERF***ER!
你 NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!
嘿 every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little 小马 sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do 你 like Discord mean 或者 nice? I don't think 天使 was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always 爱情 to see them use them!
On to the My little 小马 sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little 小马 音乐会 would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
On to the My little 小马 sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little 小马 音乐会 would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i 迷失 my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are 你 crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
彩虹 dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
苹果 jack: i don't think she is okay 你 all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks 你 all are the best now have fun in your 首页 i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses