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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs 带, 皮带 of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where has Gordon been?
Hawkeye: I don't know. Maybe his train got delayed 或者 something.
Stylo: I guess if he doesn't 显示 up at a certain time Pete will ask, 或者 tell us about what happened to him.
Hawkeye: I guess.
Pete: *In his office on the phone* Come on Gordon, pick up. *Puts phone away* Somepony has to know about where that 橙子, 橙色 unicorn went.

Five days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo were walking to the station after parking their cars from driving.

Hawkeye: I bet your car can't beat mine in a drag race.
Stylo: Oh yes it can. '57 Chevy, 210 HP, and 最佳, 返回页首 speed is 124 miles an hour. *Enters the station with Hawkeye*
Pete: *From office* 你 two, over here.
Hawkeye: *Goes with Stylo into Pete's office*
Stylo: What can we help 你 with?
Pete: 你 can start 由 telling me where Gordon is!
Percy: *Arrives* Sir, Gordon is here.
Hawkeye: Does that answer your question?
Pete: Let's go see where he is.

Gordon was standing 由 a black sedan with three ponies from the FBI.

Pete: What happened to Gordon?
FBI 小马 2: He tried to attack us.
FBI 小马 3: He claimed that there was a 小马 in our custody named Coffee Creme. We don't have her.
Gordon: Don't lie to me buddy, I saw some of your guys take her away!
Pete: I'll take it from here. So, how much money do I owe 你 for Gordon's mishaps?
FBI 小马 1: Fifty five thousand dollars.
Pete: *Writes a check*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon in military uniform with gun, and grenades* What happened to you?
Gordon: I tried to rescue Coffee Creme.
Stylo: Did 你 actually kill someone with that stuff?
Gordon: No. They arrested me as soon as I got towards their HQ.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Gordon: *Pointing 步枪 at Hawkeye*
Stylo: Uh, Hawk?
Hawkeye: *Sees rifle* Put that thing down before 你 hurt yourself.
Gordon: *Lowers rifle*
Pete: *Finishes 写作 check* Here 你 are.
FBI 小马 2: *Takes check* Thank you.

The FBI Ponies got in the car, and drove away.

Pete: *To Gordon* If you'll follow me please. Hawk, Stylo, I think 你 should come with us as well.
Hawkeye: If 你 say so.
Percy: What about me sir?
Hawkeye: Go back to doing whatever it was 你 were doing.

Pete, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon were in the office.

Pete: Now let's talk about this. What made 你 think Coffee Creme was at their headquarters?
Gordon: Isn't that where they keep all their prisoners?
Hawkeye: No, that's in Virginia. I'm not entirely sure what town it's in though.
Stylo: They probably even executed her.
Gordon: *Points gun at Stylo* Quiet you!
Pete: Gordon, 你 need to relax, otherwise, 你 could get fired.
Gordon: *Points gun at Pete* FIRED?!!?
Percy: *Arrives* Gordon, there's a call for 你 on the telephone 由 the front entrance.
Gordon: Okay.
Percy: Do 你 want me to watch them for you?
Gordon: Sure. *Gives gun to Percy*
Hawkeye: Great thinking Percy.
Pete: 你 saved us all.
Percy: Well I figured, sometimes everypony needs to talk to their mom every once in a while.

Gordon was happy once he started talking to his mom.

Gordon: Hello mother?.. Yes, it's Gordon.. Yeah, I'm still working on the Union Pacific, but... Nopony really likes me here... Dad was right about that. He hated me too... Thank 你 Mom... Mom?.. I'm feeling, sleepy. *Falls asleep*
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Okay Gordon, time for beddy-bye.
Gordon: ok.
Stylo: *Lifts Gordon with Hawkeye, and takes him into the station* We're gonna get 你 to 床, 床上 now.
Hawkeye: And if 你 behave, I'll let 你 read Curious George.
Gordon: curious george?
Hawkeye: That's right. 你 can read all about that little monkey for as long as 你 want.
Gordon: can i have a glass of water?
Hawkeye: Yes 你 can.

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss get married.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The 下一个 day, Gordon, and Case 饼干 went to Sam's house in Gordon's 轿跑车 Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have 你 ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I 爱情 this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told 你 yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to 加入 us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 你 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 食物 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 你 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 爱情 them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 你 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 电影院 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 你 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 蝙蝠侠 is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 分钟 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 你 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 爱情 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 更多 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 你 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 你 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 下一个 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 苹果 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the 下一个 scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 更多 冲床 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why 你 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I 说 was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But 你 lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... 你 guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel 由 “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 下一个 to three Jeeps, owned 由 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 城堡 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 彩虹 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 彩虹 Dash* 你 know 你 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I 说 it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 小马 音乐 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the 显示 itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce 你 to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 月 awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
屁股 屁股 Inn

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of 你 that don't remember, the 屁股 屁股 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 表 with Marisa* 你 really look like this mare I 日期 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 你 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 你 know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 或者 laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making 老友记 and keep her head in 图书 virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with 更多 friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen 分钟 remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting 下一个 to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki 说 it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, 或者 trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* 嘿 Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: 你 gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: 嘿 wait a second. Was that supposed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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