Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer 说 this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do 你 want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not 你 idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.

Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what 你 talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, 你 still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: 你 constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. 你 must be joking if 你 think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed 由 now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to 你 at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*

下一个 day, Princess Celestia was walking through her 城堡 when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if 你 promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are 你 doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into 随意 objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I 说 I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*

A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link

Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*

The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.

Three hours later at Celestia's office.

Derpy: I would like to apologize for running 你 over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: 你 could've stopped 你 retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But 你 didn't! 你 ran me, and Timothy over. 你 suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: 你 have no idea what it's like to get run over 由 a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: 下一个 time 你 turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End