Having read Sean's story RUNAWAY.
It makes me want to bring back Ditto as an actual character.. So I will make a 秒 half of the story, staring him...


The Cusaders knocked on Mary Sue's door, and told her of the situation.
Mary Sue: Well. If Saten's dead, I guess it's not ALL bad (laughs, much the Crusader's annoyance).
Cutie Mark Crusaders: That's not funny!
Mary Sue: Whatever., 你 three better come. I'll tell Celestia of the situration.

LATER:

Celestia: (dose indeed get informed of the situration, and calls Ditto saying he and a shining to bring gather some of their best men and arrest Big Mac for his murder of Saten Twist, and attemptive murder of the fillies, since Ditto is the 小马 verison of police chief).
Ditto: Will do ma'am.
Luna: Great. But try to keep him alive this time..
Ditto: 你 can't keep blaming me for that.

FLASHBACK:

Luna is driving a carriage, Ditto in the passenger seat, and a prisoner ïs tied in the back.
Prisoner: (childishl) Are we there yet?
Ditto: (annoyed) No.
Prisoner: ....... What about now?
Ditto: (turns around) Would 你 ever shu- (the gun he's holding accidently goes off, killing the prisoner from off view, blood spraying everywhere).
Ditto: Aww shit.. I shot him in the face.
Luna: WHAT!? Why would 你 do that!?
Ditto: It was an accident!
Luna: I seen some crazy shit but tha-
Ditto: Calm down. I 说 it was an accident. We must of hit a bump.
Luna: It's a desert road, it's ALL bumps.
Ditto: Look. I didn't mean to shoot the kid in the face, these things just happen.
Luna: God, I'm gonna need a shower..
Ditto: (slyly) Ohh. Thanks for the happy vision for later.
Luna: Shut up, I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: Whatever..

LATER:

Ditto: (telling other guards about their new mission) Any questions?
Guard: Yeah. Isn't their someone else we should be hearing this from.. A princess preferably?
Ditto: (annnoyed) Don't be a dick.
Guard: Whatever..