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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police 小马 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here 由 train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police 小马 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police 小马 36: I'll notify him, and 你 must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police 小马 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth 小马 with 橙子, 橙色 hooves. He was pulling over a 小马 in a station wagon for speeding when he heard one of the police ponies.

Police 小马 94: Detective 46, do 你 copy?
Pierce: What is it dispatch?
Police 小马 94: We're alerting 你 about four bank robbers on their way here 由 train. Head over to HQ for breifing right now.
Pierce: I just pulled over somepony for speeding. I need to deal with her first, then I'll be at HQ. Over, and out.
Police 小马 94: Copy that 46.
Pierce: *Walks out of his car, and goes to the station wagon* Open the window.
Mare: *Opens window*
Pierce: Hi. Let me see your license, and registration.
Mare: What?
Pierce: I 说 let me see your license, and registration.
Mare: I can't hear you!
Pierce: Alright, look. I'm trying to be nice with you. If 你 wanna pretend to be deaf, that's your problem, but don't play around with me.
Mare: *Sticks hoof out of window* No, it's not raining. 你 should know that. *Drives away*
Pierce: *Grabs his gun, and shoots a tire in the station wagon*
Mare: *Loses control, and crashes into a garage*
Pierce: That wasn't supposed to happen. *Gets in his car, and drives away*

由 the time Pierce got to HQ, the commissioner was informed about what Pierce did to the mare in the station wagon.

Commissioner: 你 shot the tire of somepony's car.
Pierce: She was speeding away from me. What did 你 want me to do, let her get away?!
Commissioner: 你 could have called in back up, and the extra units would've stopped her. 你 know she died right as soon as her car crashed, right?
Pierce: No. I didn't know that.
Commissioner: And speaking of the car, that was a classic. 你 know what 年 it was?
Pierce: Who cares about what kind of car it was?!
Commissioner: 1978. That was the 年 the car was manufactured. 你 have no respect for anything from the past, do you?
Pierce: Actually I do. I have a Tokarev pistol from World War 2. A gift from my grandfather when he was taking over Berlin, causing the Allies, and Russians to win.
Commissioner: I don't need to know about your grandfather, and what he did to help win that war. Now listen, I'm not sure if 你 know about it 或者 not, but four bank robbers are coming here 由 train. They robbed one bank in LA, and are now on their way here. 你 should go tell your wife.
Pierce: Yeah. She works at one of the richest banks in this town.
Commissioner: I suggest 你 go tell her now.
Pierce: I will.

2 B Continued
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 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did 你 see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. 你 sai-...
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