A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. 或者 to be 更多 specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of 你 to prepare for the 下一个 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want 你 to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do 你 want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much 你 pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would 你 like to work on props?
Louis: How do 你 do that?
Director Nick: Go to the 支持 room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did 你 find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 你 think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, 或者 mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to 支持 room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here 你 are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the 爱情 of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the 下一个 episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up 下一个 is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. 或者 to be 更多 specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of 你 to prepare for the 下一个 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want 你 to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do 你 want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much 你 pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would 你 like to work on props?
Louis: How do 你 do that?
Director Nick: Go to the 支持 room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did 你 find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 你 think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, 或者 mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to 支持 room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here 你 are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the 爱情 of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the 下一个 episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up 下一个 is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: 嘿 ponies wanna go on a bucking 小马 adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, 彩虹 and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did 你 say 你 were bucking scared? (...................)
Twilight Sparkle: 嘿 ponies wanna go on a bucking 小马 adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, 彩虹 and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did 你 say 你 were bucking scared? (...................)