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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. 或者 to be 更多 specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of 你 to prepare for the 下一个 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want 你 to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do 你 want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much 你 pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would 你 like to work on props?
Louis: How do 你 do that?
Director Nick: Go to the 支持 room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did 你 find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 你 think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, 或者 mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to 支持 room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here 你 are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the 爱情 of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the 下一个 episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up 下一个 is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
posted by karinabrony
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I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my 床, 床上 and started to get ready. 由 the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when 你 go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading 首页 in an 小时 after a long 日 of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: 或者 at least...
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posted by _Laugh_
Silver Tune giggled with Trixie. Blue Beat was still confused. He noticed that Snow Flake and Coffee Creme's faces were very pale. He cleared his throat.

BB: Coffee Crème.. Snow Flake.. Are 你 two okay?
SF: O-
Trixie: Of course they are, Blue Beat!
BB: But they look pa-
Trixie: They're just tired! Right, girls?!
CC: *nods* Indeed we are.
BB: Oh.. Okay, do-
Trixie: ANYWAYS. Why don't we all have a 唱歌 contest?!
SF: A 唱歌 contest? Why on e-
Trixie: *growls*
SF: O-Oh y-yeah! Let's do it!
Trixie: Why don't your start, Silver Tune?
ST: Nah. Coffee Crème, 你 start.
CC: Oh! *smiles* Ok-
Trixie: NOO!!!...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: 嘿 ponies wanna go on a bucking 小马 adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, 彩虹 and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did 你 say 你 were bucking scared? (...................)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Applejack, and Braeburn got to the station, they could see the Flim Flam brothers with Applebloom.

Applejack: Applebloom, come here now!
Applebloom: *Runs to Applejack*
Karl: Nope! *grabs Applebloom* Where do 你 think you're going?
Applebloom: APPLEJACK!!
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Flim: Our train is here.
Flam: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Applejack: *Shoots Flam* APPLEBLOOM!
Applebloom: APPLEJACK! *Being pulled into train*
Dexter: Shut up *Gets Applebloom into train*
Applejack: We gotta get on that train. *Runs to station*
Braeburn: *Follows...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.

Pete: Excellent work 你 two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work 日 is over, see 你 tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*

Meanwhile in Omaha

Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey....
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune and Black Rose sat on the bus, happily listening to music. They already listened to every song, so Silver Tune spoke. "I actually think it was pretty fun today, after getting soaking wet." Black Rose laughed and said, "It was a good day." They waved to each other. Black Rose walked 首页 and started to dry herself. She was wet, so she didn't want to go to the plan the carnival like that. When she was done, her mind went blank. She forgot Mr.Jingles. She hurried out the door with her backpack and ran to School. She burst through the hallways, and went to her locker. When she opened...
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 Summer Pride
Summer Pride
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 1: Prologue


Hmm... starless, desolate night... cold darkness that pierces through your bones... so grim, so depressing... so real... wouldn't 你 agree? Do 你 hear it? The strange noises that travel with the winds... If 你 clear your mind and listen carefully, 你 can hear the whispers of our ancestors through the time... After all, that is what we all are... just whispers in the dark... So, let's whisper together, 你 and I...

Do 你 believe in fate? Do 你 believe everything we do is already written and we couldn't have done things...
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posted by _Laugh_
Ever since Trixie got sent to the principal's office, she never appeared at school. 4 months had past since the fight, and still no sign of her.

Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She realized that now, her life was beautiful. She had no enemies. Although she did not have much friends, she had her two loyal best friends. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake. What about her parents, 你 ask. Well, still no sign of them. But, Silver Tune didn't worry about that. She had a big sister who loved her very much and took care of her.

With Trixie out of Silver Tune's life, she could finally look at herself...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The 彩虹

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...
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 ,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking cannon"
,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking cannon"
Twilight was surprised to see a tank and several boxes of artillery shells. Sparkle rushed over to the gate and told the guard she needed Spike to help her. As the stallion opened the gate, the assistant hurried to his friend. ,"What do 你 need my help with Twi?" the dragon asked. ,"I need 你 to steer a tank" when the librarian 说 this, Spike's eyes broadened and his mouth opened in astonishment. ,"uh....okay" he 说 nervously.

The dragon took a peek and awed at the metal giant that stood before him. At that exact moment a voice echoed ,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're 表演 like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a 标题 that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now 你 just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Dragon4322
 she sighed and understood..
she sighed and understood..
We didn't know what we were getting into....My name is Scootaloo. I've been through so much since that war. When i say war, I mean the brutal conflict of battles I fought, My friend Sweetie Belle managed to enlist with me. Here's the story: On a night like no other, I was 下载 my 步枪 and putting the 刺刀 on it. I pulled the bolt back then pushed it back in place ,"Scootaloo are 你 ready to charge at the changelings?" Sweetie Belle asked me. I nodded and prepared. They blew the whistle to signal us to charge. I ran as fast as i could uphill and fired a shot at a changeling armed with...
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posted by _Laugh_
Coffee Crème and Snow Flake walked toward Trixie. Trixie rolled her eyes and sighed. She stared at the two angry ponies.

CC: Excuse me, Trixie, may we have a word with you?
Trixie: Why, of course.
SF: Who are 你 going to the prom with? Huh?
Trixie: Strong Charger, duh.
CC: What about Blue Beat? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: *gulps* I.. I don't know what you're talking about.
SF: Of course 你 do.
Trixie: *growls*
CC: Strong Charger would never want to go to the prom with you.
SF: And Blue Beat is a nerd. 你 just want him to do your homework.
Trixie: Listen, 你 two brats, step out of my way. Strong Charger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Leo
Leo
Do 你 remember that nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat, and his wife? Neither of them ate the same thing, but between the two of them, they got the job done. That's kind of like with me, and Leo, except the fat, and lean are words, and pictures. Make sense? I do the talking, and Leo takes care of the drawings.

Leo speaks to me sometimes, but that's about it. Conversation just isn't his thing. If Leo wanted to tell 你 your house was on fire, he'd draw a picture to 显示 you. But he's a great artist, and if it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then my buddy Leo has 更多 to say then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do 下一个 is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single 小马 in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: 你 must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can 你 tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are 你 doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy 你 an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the...
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"Snow... the butyfull small think... but make fillies happy... stars... have magic powers... and make happy everypony... Stars plus snow is a great idea... The winter night... too..."

Dan : 你 got EVERYTHINK!
Shadow : I think I have
Dan : great... lets go *run to door*
Shadow : Is this a good idea?
Dan : dont worry just follow!

Dan, Shadow and Natalia present


Cold War

Episode 1

The Winter Night


"Did I say... who I am... no? that too bad... Im the one who creat somethink that make ponies hurt... I - am - DEAD"

Dan - oh comon
Shadow - uhuh *run*
Dan - ok... w here...
From Snow comes big castle... from ice...
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