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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: 你 wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A 花 that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see Ms. Shields.
Schwartz: Yeah, me too. *Runs with Ralphie*
Grover: 嘿 come here!!
Flick: *Hears the 钟, 贝尔 ring*
Scut: You. Come here.
Flick: Who me?
Grover: Nah, you're aunt. Yeah you, get over here!!

I left Flick to certain annihilation. But BB gun mania knows no loyalty.

Flick: uncle uncle uncle uncle.
Scut: *Twists Flick's arm*
Flick: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!!

Later, he walked into the classroom with a black eye.

Ms. Shields: *Returning themes to students* I am handing all of your 圣诞节 themes to you. I'm pleased. In general, 你 did very well. However, I was dissapointed in some of the margins.

And now, time to see what Ms. Shields thought about my wonderful theme

Ralphie: *Opens theme, and sees that he got a C+*

C+? Oh no, it can't be!

Ralphie: C+?
Ms. Shields: *in Ralphie's fantasy, dressed as the Wicked Witch* C+! C+! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ralphie: *Sees a note on the theme*

Oh, no! "You'll shoot your eye out!"?

Ralphie: Oh, no!

My mother must have gotten to Ms. Shields! There could be no other explanation!

Miss Shields, Mother: *In Ralphie's fantasy, Miss Shields is dressed as the Wicked Witch and Ralphie's mother as a jester* "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker? I was surrounded 由 happy ponies that were going to get what they asked for Christmas.

After school, I was still upset about the bad grade, so I went into this small yard with a few scrap cars. Then, all of a sudden...

Ralphie: *Gets hit 由 a snowball, and takes his glasses off to clean them*
Scut, and Grover: *Laughing*
Grover: 嘿 four eyes. How did 你 like the snowball sandwich? Maybe you'd like another one.
Scut: *Points at Ralphie* Listen jerk! When I tell 你 to come, 你 better come!
Ralphie: *About to cry*
Scut: What? Are 你 gonna cry now? Come on, cry baby. Cry!

With all of the taunting Scut was making towards me, I began to feel a small flame begin to grow inside of me.

Scut: Cry!!!
Ralphie: *Gets very angry, and runs towards Scut* RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Scut: *Surprised*
Ralphie: *Knocks Scut down, and lays on him as he punches his face*
Grover: Hey!

Then something happened. A fuse blew, and I was going out of my mind.

Grover: *Goes towards Ralphie* Hey! 嘿 kid!
Ralphie: *Pushes Grover, and continues punching Scut*
Grover: I'm telling my dad! *Runs away*
Colts, and Fillies: *Watching fight from behind a fence*
Randy, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running towards Ralphie*
Schwartz: Yeah Ralph!
Flick: Beat him up!
Randy: *Looks at Ralphie's glasses on the ground*
Ralphie: *Chokes Scut, and slams his head into the ground* 你 morten no good, thwarten snobben, flashkabab!!
Ponies: *Listening to Ralphie* Whoa. Did 你 hear what he said?

I have since heard of ponies under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.

Randy: *Bringing Mother towards Ralphie*
Scut: *Continues getting beat up* Mommy! Mommy!!
Flick: Ralphie, shh! Your mother is coming.
Mother: *Sees Ralphie choking Scut* Ralphie! *Goes to Ralphie, and tries to pull him off of Scut* RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Hits mother, and tries to get back at Scut*
Mother: RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Stops fighting, and stares at mother*
Mother: Ralphie?
Ralphie: *Cries*
Mother: Come on. We're going home. *Walks away with Randy, and Ralphie*
Scut: *Stands up, and sees blood coming from his nose*
Flick: Uh oh.
Scut: *Wipes blood from nose*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right 由 San Franciscolt. They were driving across The 湾 Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would 你 want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: 或者 am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a 小马 was waiting for them.

Supervisor: 你 Stylo, and...
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AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1


Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at 苹果白兰地 when she tricked the western 小马 into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh 你 know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 James, and his 老友记
James, and his friends
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 你 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 你 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 你 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 你 get it on you, 你 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 你 didn't wear that farming outfit 你 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: 嘿 Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going 你 two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan 下一个 time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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THE 下一个 DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. 你 haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol 你 got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If 你 say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is 枫, 枫树 Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy 熊 is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the 日 we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big 星, 星级 and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 你 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 你 get it on you, 你 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 你 didn't wear that farming outfit 你 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, 彩虹 Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that 你 would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until 你 get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let 你 down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, 彩虹 Dash met an earth 小马 named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The 苹果 Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank 苹果 cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I 爱情 your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over 由 Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into 枕头 at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm 日 in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and 杯形饼, 蛋糕 put cherries on the 纸杯蛋糕 for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.