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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 7: On The Block Was Filmed In Front Of A Live Audience

Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Inspecting the bottom of his car*
Tom: *Walks in* Where are 你 Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: Down here.
Tom: *Sees Saten Twist under a car* Did somepony run 你 over?
Saten Twist: In a garage?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That doesn't answer my question.
Saten Twist: No, I did not get run over.
Master Sword: *Arrives, and sees Saten Twist* Saten Twist got hit 由 a car!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: 耶稣 christ. I am modifying my car for a drag race!!
Tom: What for?
Saten Twist: I want to win enough money so that I can buy a chainsaw.
Master Sword: Is that all 你 give a f**k about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Glares at Master Sword*

All three of them got in the car, and went towards a really long straight piece of road. They saw another car.

Tom: Looks like you're racing that station wagon.
Saten Twist: This will be too easy.
Master Sword: Then you'll get that unnecesary item 你 already have.
Saten Twist: It's longer than the one I currently have!
Master Sword: Ooh, it's longer! Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: *Revs engine on station wagon*
Saten Twist: Mortomis! You're drag racing me?
Mortomis: That's right. You're going down!!

They both rev their engines, and a 小马 stood in front of them holding a light.

Saten Twist: *Looking at Mortomis*
Mortomis: *Looking at Saten Twist*
Light Pony: *Turns on light*
Saten Twist & Mortomis: *Pass the light pony*
Tom: Come on Twisty!
Saten Twist: Don't call me that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're winning, keep going!
Saten Twist: I'm not slowing down! I'm winning!
Mortomis: *Passes Saten Twist, and crosses the finish line*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Surprised* I 迷失 to a station wagon!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get to the skits before he tries to kill somepony.
Saten Twist: SOMEONE!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a shit?

2 B Continued