The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for 你 two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did 你 get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. 你 see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, 你 still haven't learned english. Whoever's 写作 this thing, I hope you're good at 写作 in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi 你 two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants 你 to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for 你 two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did 你 get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. 你 see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, 你 still haven't learned english. Whoever's 写作 this thing, I hope you're good at 写作 in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi 你 two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants 你 to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose
>How old is she?
>21ness?
>What is her hobby?
>Reading
>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown
>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make 老友记 easily?
>Pretty easy
>Has she met any 小马 from the mane 6?
>No
>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire
>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?
>In one word, how do 你 explain her?
>Brave
>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire
>What kind of 音乐 does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown
>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family
>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra
>If she had to 加入 a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!
>Is she a quiet kind of pony, 或者 is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
>Red Rose
>How old is she?
>21ness?
>What is her hobby?
>Reading
>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown
>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make 老友记 easily?
>Pretty easy
>Has she met any 小马 from the mane 6?
>No
>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire
>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?
>In one word, how do 你 explain her?
>Brave
>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire
>What kind of 音乐 does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown
>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family
>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra
>If she had to 加入 a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!
>Is she a quiet kind of pony, 或者 is he a talker?
>Half and Half?