Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM
Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.
Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. 你 don't sound too well. Are 你 okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling 你 earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: 你 do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This 日 just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see 你 when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*
Back at the trainstation
Pete: *Packing clothing* Alright, I got clothing, food, money, and I think that's everything.
Percy: *Runs into Pete's office* We got a problem sir!
Pete: What is it?
Percy: Scottish ponies! They're trying to steal everything from a freight train in the yards.
Pete: Let's get 'em.
Song: link
There were five scottish ponies. Two of them were taking 食物 from a refrigerated boxcar, and the other three were stealing boardgames.
Scottish 小马 3: Get as many boardgames as 你 can! We'll sell them, and make lots of money!
Pete: *Arrives with Percy* HEY! Put those back!
Scottish 小马 2: Shit! Let's go! *Runs away*
Scottish 小马 5: *Goes into a boxcar*
Pete: Percy, 你 get those four, I'll get the other one!
Percy: Yes sir! *Runs after four scottish ponies* Hey! Come back!!
Scottish 小马 5: *Gets onto other side of train, and climbs a ladder to the top*
Pete: *Looking in boxcar* I'm gonna find you. *Gets to other side*
Scottish 小马 5: *Laying on 最佳, 返回页首 of the train*
Pete: *Sees scottish pony* There 你 are!
Scottish 小马 5: *Running on 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Pete: *Climbing ladder to 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Scottish 小马 5: *Trips, and hits the ground*
Pete: *Climbs back down, and goes to scottish pony*
Scottish 小马 5: *Tries to stand up* Me leg. It's broken!
Pete: That's what 你 get for trying to steal from our trains.
Percy: *Returns* They got away sir.
Scottish 小马 5: Ha! I knew 你 couldn't catch them.
Pete: Yeah, well I'm sure they're not gonna risk their lives to come save you.
Scottish 小马 5: *Sighs* Damnit.
Pete: What's your name?
Scottish 小马 5: Mike Gonzo.
Percy: What kind of a name is that?
Mike: It's the name my mother gave me! 你 got a problem with that?
Pete: Do 你 have a job Mike?
Mike: No sir, I don't.
Pete: Well 你 do now. Welcome to the Union Pacific.
Mike: So what? I drive trains for 你 now?
Pete: Not really. I want 你 to work in the yards. Percy, take Mike over to Snowflake. She will 显示 Mike how to do his job properly.
Percy: Yes sir.
So Pete went back to getting ready for his vacation, and Percy took Mike to Snowflake.
Snowflake: *In the yard tower, talking on the radio* Train 605, we do not have enough room. Divert yourself to the nearest siding, and wait for my command.
小马 Engineer: Ten-4, I'm putting my train in a siding now.
Percy: *Knocks on door four times*
Snowflake: *Gets off radio* Come in.
Percy: *Walks in with Mike* New worker Snowflake.
Mike: Call me Gonzo.
Snowflake: Sounds like a name for a character in a kid's show. So Pete assigned 你 to work in the yards, huh?
Mike: Yes, I guess so. Who's Pete?
Percy: That grey stallion with the yellow mane? He's your boss.
Mike: That's just bloody great.
Snowflake: Are 你 from Scotland?
Mike: Aye. I am.
Snowflake: Well let me 显示 你 what to do.
During Snowflake's teachings on how to work in a trainyard, Gordon was in Pete's office.
Pete: Hawkeye is sick, so I'm having 你 take over... Unfortunately.
Gordon: Thank 你 sir. 你 won't regret this.
Pete: Why do I find that difficult to believe?
Gordon: Shut up, and go on your vacation.
Pete: I am, but if I hear 你 do anything careless, 或者 stupid, your plot is out of here. *Walks away*
Gordon: *Thinking* Thankfully, what I have planned is not careless, 或者 stupid.
2 B continued
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM
Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.
Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. 你 don't sound too well. Are 你 okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling 你 earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: 你 do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This 日 just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see 你 when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*
Back at the trainstation
Pete: *Packing clothing* Alright, I got clothing, food, money, and I think that's everything.
Percy: *Runs into Pete's office* We got a problem sir!
Pete: What is it?
Percy: Scottish ponies! They're trying to steal everything from a freight train in the yards.
Pete: Let's get 'em.
Song: link
There were five scottish ponies. Two of them were taking 食物 from a refrigerated boxcar, and the other three were stealing boardgames.
Scottish 小马 3: Get as many boardgames as 你 can! We'll sell them, and make lots of money!
Pete: *Arrives with Percy* HEY! Put those back!
Scottish 小马 2: Shit! Let's go! *Runs away*
Scottish 小马 5: *Goes into a boxcar*
Pete: Percy, 你 get those four, I'll get the other one!
Percy: Yes sir! *Runs after four scottish ponies* Hey! Come back!!
Scottish 小马 5: *Gets onto other side of train, and climbs a ladder to the top*
Pete: *Looking in boxcar* I'm gonna find you. *Gets to other side*
Scottish 小马 5: *Laying on 最佳, 返回页首 of the train*
Pete: *Sees scottish pony* There 你 are!
Scottish 小马 5: *Running on 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Pete: *Climbing ladder to 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Scottish 小马 5: *Trips, and hits the ground*
Pete: *Climbs back down, and goes to scottish pony*
Scottish 小马 5: *Tries to stand up* Me leg. It's broken!
Pete: That's what 你 get for trying to steal from our trains.
Percy: *Returns* They got away sir.
Scottish 小马 5: Ha! I knew 你 couldn't catch them.
Pete: Yeah, well I'm sure they're not gonna risk their lives to come save you.
Scottish 小马 5: *Sighs* Damnit.
Pete: What's your name?
Scottish 小马 5: Mike Gonzo.
Percy: What kind of a name is that?
Mike: It's the name my mother gave me! 你 got a problem with that?
Pete: Do 你 have a job Mike?
Mike: No sir, I don't.
Pete: Well 你 do now. Welcome to the Union Pacific.
Mike: So what? I drive trains for 你 now?
Pete: Not really. I want 你 to work in the yards. Percy, take Mike over to Snowflake. She will 显示 Mike how to do his job properly.
Percy: Yes sir.
So Pete went back to getting ready for his vacation, and Percy took Mike to Snowflake.
Snowflake: *In the yard tower, talking on the radio* Train 605, we do not have enough room. Divert yourself to the nearest siding, and wait for my command.
小马 Engineer: Ten-4, I'm putting my train in a siding now.
Percy: *Knocks on door four times*
Snowflake: *Gets off radio* Come in.
Percy: *Walks in with Mike* New worker Snowflake.
Mike: Call me Gonzo.
Snowflake: Sounds like a name for a character in a kid's show. So Pete assigned 你 to work in the yards, huh?
Mike: Yes, I guess so. Who's Pete?
Percy: That grey stallion with the yellow mane? He's your boss.
Mike: That's just bloody great.
Snowflake: Are 你 from Scotland?
Mike: Aye. I am.
Snowflake: Well let me 显示 你 what to do.
During Snowflake's teachings on how to work in a trainyard, Gordon was in Pete's office.
Pete: Hawkeye is sick, so I'm having 你 take over... Unfortunately.
Gordon: Thank 你 sir. 你 won't regret this.
Pete: Why do I find that difficult to believe?
Gordon: Shut up, and go on your vacation.
Pete: I am, but if I hear 你 do anything careless, 或者 stupid, your plot is out of here. *Walks away*
Gordon: *Thinking* Thankfully, what I have planned is not careless, 或者 stupid.
2 B continued
Mike Gonzo
Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
THE 下一个 DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
