The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works. Then one of us kicks it, the left wheel falls off, then it shoots a 大炮, 加农炮 right into the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: How is that possible?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: I don't know, but we never had that problem in the Alamo.
Agarn: Can 你 talk about anything other than the Alamo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: No. Now, if you'd like, we'll 显示 你 that the 大炮, 加农炮 is doing what we're telling 你 it does.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*

When the fuse got to the bottom, the 大炮, 加农炮 didn't go off.

Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: See sir? We need to fix the cannon.
Agarn: 或者 we could get a new cannon.
Dobbs: But Agarn-
Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Sargent O' Rourke went with Corporal Agarn to go talk to Captain Parmenter on getting a new cannon.

Parmenter: *Signing papers, but drops his pen on the floor. He starts looking for it*
Audience: *Laughing*
O' Rourke: *Arrives with Agarn* Captain, did 你 lose something?
Parmenter: Nope, just trying to find my pen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: Captain, we need a new cannon.
Parmenter: What's wrong with the one we have?
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: We'll 显示 you.

So Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke took Captain Parmenter to see the cannon.

Dobbs: Back with reinforcements Agarn?
Agarn: What's that supposed to mean?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We wanna 显示 the Captain that the 大炮, 加农炮 doesn't work properly.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*

When the fuse got to the bottom, the 大炮, 加农炮 didn't go off.

Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Okay, we'll get a new cannon. As soon as some of the debris from that tower gets out of my quarters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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