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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 4: Tom, Tom, and Tom

Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: This joke is getting old. Why are 你 still laughing at it?
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.

Tom: So what was this 显示 你 wanted to 显示 me?
Mortomis: This 显示 I wanted to 显示 你 is a 显示 that shows 你 a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's 显示 that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope 你 enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up 下一个 is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?

The theme song starts for the show.

Singer: In the 果酱 forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into 果冻 beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian 小马, 柯尔特 from the 日 before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are 你 doing here? I thought I killed 你 yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. 你 didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are 你 crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase 你 hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a 果冻 bean, it had all the 颜色 of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!

The 显示 ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up in the 下一个 part is Celebrity Jeopardy.
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Later, Trixie puts on her 显示 as planned, but her delivery is flat and unenthusiastic as a result of her falling out with Starlight; regardless, she intends to go through with the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive. On a nearby hill, Twilight and Saten (who's serprisingly serious this episode) approach the heartbroken Starlight and Twilight apologizes for trying to pick and choose her 老友记 for her.

Saten: What about me?

Twilight: You?.. Oh right.. Sorry for not listening to you.

Starlight: But... what if Trixie really was using me just to one-up you?

Saten: People change. Look at my mom.

Twilight:...
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Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following 彩虹 Dash as she goes to buy 马骡, 骡子 Kick

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the 马骡, 骡子 kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie 由 hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her 射线, 雷 Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why 你 说 it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring...
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they've now gathering together with lots of strentghs and numbers.
Led 由 the Evil Entity and Professor Pericles, going at their quest of making sure to take over Equestria.
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The Staff was ready.

    After the Implementation of many enchantments, including "magic amplification," the time had come for Starlight Glimmer to test her new magical item: the Destiny Removal Staff. The name needed a bit of work, and was definitely a mouth full, but that was a work in progress. Of course, the staff was nothing 更多 than a simple piece of wood, and would continue to be nothing 更多 extraordinary than that. However, the staff now acted as a conduit for her spells (along with a few illusion spells). She could, in theory, make any of her spells...
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