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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do 你 mean jinxed?
Renee: That's the only explanation sir. The tracks were in good condition, the caboose had no damage on it's wheels, 或者 axles, but it came derailed anyway. I'm jinxed.
Hawkeye: I think you've been telling us that for too long now. There is no such thing as a jinx.

All of a sudden, Pete's 台, 办公桌 fell apart.

Pete: Hey! What the-?
Renee: Has that ever happened before?
Hawkeye: No it hasn't.
Stylo: Not until now anyway.
Pete: *Very angry* Hawkeye! Stylo! Get this fucking 小马 out of my office right away! On the double!!

***

Hawkeye: 你 seem to be going fast in reverse.
Stylo: I watched The Searchers in reverse. Everypony that died came right back to life.
Renee: Speaking of dying, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll go too fast on this turn, and crash my train.

Her engines ran out of fuel, and they weren't going fast enough for her to go off the rails.

Hawkeye: Looks like 你 ran out of fuel.
Renee: Oh fiddlesticks.
Stylo: If 你 don't get your engines back onto your train, we'll find somepony else to take it for you.
Renee: All I wanted to do was crash, and kill myself, but no! Being jinxed sucks.

Episode 70: Jinxed Part 2
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:33 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Stylo had to continue on to Denver with their train, but Mirage arrived in another locomotive to take Renee's engines back to the yards. Troublesome things had been happening to Mirage however, and when he towed Renee's engines back to the yards, this is what happened.

Mirage: *Pulling Renee's engines with his engines*
Renee: *Sitting 下一个 to Mirage* How many engines are 你 using?
Mirage: Three GP9's. We started getting them here since '54.
Renee: That's cool.
Mirage: Well I'm glad 你 think so. These engines really are neat.

One of them broke down.

Mirage: Oh no! Now I've gotta get three dead diesels into the yards.
Renee: *Thinking about being Jinxed* I think I know why.
Mirage: Well don't think about it. Just sit there, and think about happy thoughts.

The 秒 engine broke down.

Renee: There goes another one.
Mirage: Blimey! *Stops train* Now I don't have enough power to get us back to the yards. Now what?
Renee: We wait. I'm sure somepony will help us soon.

But it took five hours for Hawkeye, and Stylo to come back from Denver. When they did, they were told to bring Mirage, and Renee's engines back to the yards.

Hawkeye: *Stops his engines near Mirage's diesels* Make sure we're coupled up.
Stylo: *Goes out to look at couplings* We're good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Here we go. *Drives train toward yards*
Renee: All I want to do is kill myself. Is that too much to ask for?
Mirage: No, but it's a stupid decision to make.
Hawkeye: *Entering yards* We're here.

Then suddenly, Hawkeye's engine broke down.

Hawkeye: What?! Why did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know.
Renee: The jinxes keep happening!
Hawkeye: Oh for the 爱情 of god, Jinxes do not exist!
Renee: Yes they do. That's why all the bad stuff has been happening to everypony around here.
Hawkeye: That's it. I can't deal with this. I'm talking to Pete about this, and we're getting her out of here!
Stylo: Oh come on Hawk-
Hawkeye: No, 你 come on! If she really is jinxed, she needs to leave!

2 B continued
1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes 更多 and 更多 villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no 更多 place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good 小马 inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 你 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 移动 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 月 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia 小马 walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. 你 three wait here. If he runs, 你 can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits 下一个 to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The 下一个 day, Gordon, and Case 饼干 went to Sam's house in Gordon's 轿跑车 Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have 你 ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I 爱情 this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told 你 yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to 加入 us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 你 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 食物 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 你 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 爱情 them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 你 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 电影院 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 你 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 蝙蝠侠 is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 分钟 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 你 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 爱情 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 更多 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 你 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 你 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 下一个 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 苹果 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the 下一个 scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 更多 冲床 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why 你 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I 说 was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But 你 lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... 你 guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel 由 “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 下一个 to three Jeeps, owned 由 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 城堡 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 彩虹 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 彩虹 Dash* 你 know 你 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I 说 it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 小马 音乐 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the 显示 itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce 你 to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 月 awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
屁股 屁股 Inn

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of 你 that don't remember, the 屁股 屁股 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 表 with Marisa* 你 really look like this mare I 日期 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 你 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 你 know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 或者 laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor