The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
And introducing new characters
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have 你 got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram.
Corporal Agarn: What does it say?
Sargent O' Rourke: I don't know. I don't understand morse code.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from-
Corporal Agarn: Hold it! We ain't finished yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hello gentlecolts. Have we got the letter yet?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah, but apparently the Sarge cannot read it.
Captain: Let me see it.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Gives letter to Captain Parmenter*
When the Captain recieved the letter, he got a papercut.
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Oh yes, I think so. *Sees blood coming out of cut* That's not supposed to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Never mind that. What does the letter say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: It says that three ponies are moving into Fort Courage, and two of these ponies are going to be soldiers.
Sargent O' Rourke: How do 你 know that sir?
Captain Parmenter: I learned how to speak Morse Code in High School.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three new ponies arrived the 下一个 day.
Wrangler Jane: Howdy. I was thinking of opening a 商店 here.
Captain Parmenter: We could use some 更多 stores on this fort. Go ahead.
Wrangler Jane: *Falling in 爱情 with Captain Parmenter* Thank you.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. That was strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: What's your name Corporal?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Blind* It's Vanderbilt sir.
Sargent O' Rourke: 你 will be on the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Right away sir. *Goes to Captain's quarters*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Uh, Vanderbilt? You're going the wrong way.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Yes?
Corporal Vanderbilt: 你 got here really fast. I don't know why ponies think you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you, thank you.... Who says I'm dumb?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: I did.
Corporal Agarn: And might I ask why?
Corporal Duffy: Because 你 weren't with me to protect the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: None of us here were with 你 to protect the alamo.
Corporal Duffy: Then they were all dumb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
And introducing new characters
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have 你 got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram.
Corporal Agarn: What does it say?
Sargent O' Rourke: I don't know. I don't understand morse code.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from-
Corporal Agarn: Hold it! We ain't finished yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hello gentlecolts. Have we got the letter yet?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah, but apparently the Sarge cannot read it.
Captain: Let me see it.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Gives letter to Captain Parmenter*
When the Captain recieved the letter, he got a papercut.
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Oh yes, I think so. *Sees blood coming out of cut* That's not supposed to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Never mind that. What does the letter say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: It says that three ponies are moving into Fort Courage, and two of these ponies are going to be soldiers.
Sargent O' Rourke: How do 你 know that sir?
Captain Parmenter: I learned how to speak Morse Code in High School.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three new ponies arrived the 下一个 day.
Wrangler Jane: Howdy. I was thinking of opening a 商店 here.
Captain Parmenter: We could use some 更多 stores on this fort. Go ahead.
Wrangler Jane: *Falling in 爱情 with Captain Parmenter* Thank you.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. That was strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: What's your name Corporal?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Blind* It's Vanderbilt sir.
Sargent O' Rourke: 你 will be on the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Right away sir. *Goes to Captain's quarters*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Uh, Vanderbilt? You're going the wrong way.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Yes?
Corporal Vanderbilt: 你 got here really fast. I don't know why ponies think you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you, thank you.... Who says I'm dumb?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: I did.
Corporal Agarn: And might I ask why?
Corporal Duffy: Because 你 weren't with me to protect the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: None of us here were with 你 to protect the alamo.
Corporal Duffy: Then they were all dumb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The 显示 has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.
here are the results:
7. Pinkie Pie
It appears people (including me) have 迷失 their 爱情 for the comedy relief pony.
6. Spike
Although he does have several 粉丝 his 粉丝 base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.
5. 苹果白兰地
She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.
4. 彩虹 Dash
Considered to be great for her coolness.
3. Rarity
Considered to be funny.
2. Fluttershy
Beloved 由 the 粉丝 base for being adorable.
1. Twilight Sparkle
Usually not the 粉丝 favorite, but she won this time.
here are the results:
7. Pinkie Pie
It appears people (including me) have 迷失 their 爱情 for the comedy relief pony.
6. Spike
Although he does have several 粉丝 his 粉丝 base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.
5. 苹果白兰地
She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.
4. 彩虹 Dash
Considered to be great for her coolness.
3. Rarity
Considered to be funny.
2. Fluttershy
Beloved 由 the 粉丝 base for being adorable.
1. Twilight Sparkle
Usually not the 粉丝 favorite, but she won this time.