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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at 彩虹 Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't 你 be 老友记 with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're 老友记 with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your 下一个 plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why 你 never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: 你 told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating 彩虹 Dash, 由 using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
彩虹 Dash: 你 ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
彩虹 Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
彩虹 Dash: 火, 消防 away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: 你 can't fight anypony with a gun if 你 can't dodge the bullets.
彩虹 Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
彩虹 Dash: What do 你 want?
Discord: To kill you.
彩虹 Dash: Oh no 你 don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
彩虹 Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
彩虹 Dash: She just 说 my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that 你 got rid of my gun. 你 know what I'm gonna do now?
彩虹 Dash: What?
Discord was about to 冲床 her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
彩虹 Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
彩虹 Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* 你 failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told 你 to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash* She's dead.
彩虹 Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no 你 don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are 你 alright?
彩虹 Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
彩虹 Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge 你 to a wrestling match!
彩虹 Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at 彩虹 Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't 你 be 老友记 with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're 老友记 with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your 下一个 plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why 你 never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: 你 told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating 彩虹 Dash, 由 using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
彩虹 Dash: 你 ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
彩虹 Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
彩虹 Dash: 火, 消防 away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: 你 can't fight anypony with a gun if 你 can't dodge the bullets.
彩虹 Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
彩虹 Dash: What do 你 want?
Discord: To kill you.
彩虹 Dash: Oh no 你 don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
彩虹 Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
彩虹 Dash: She just 说 my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that 你 got rid of my gun. 你 know what I'm gonna do now?
彩虹 Dash: What?
Discord was about to 冲床 her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
彩虹 Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
彩虹 Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* 你 failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told 你 to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash* She's dead.
彩虹 Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no 你 don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are 你 alright?
彩虹 Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
彩虹 Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge 你 to a wrestling match!
彩虹 Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
