The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One 日 at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 由 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do 你 keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, 由 the General store

Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues 阅读 the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.

So he started 写作 to a 随意 小马 in Canterlot.

Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who 你 are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and 由 doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can 你 tell my your names so that I can adress 你 properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are 你 doing?
Corporal Agarn: 写作 a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come 你 read a letter while doing all those cool stunts 你 did?
Captain Parmenter: What are 你 talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*

One breif reminder later

Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do 你 know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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