小马宝莉 Article: Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia 浓情巧克力 Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta 显示 this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks! *runs past Celestia's 糖果 shop, peeks inside*
Princess Celestia: And that's how 糖果 is made!
CMC: Ooh! I want one! Oh! Yay!
Twilight Sparkle: *walks in*
Princess Celestia: Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Celestia?
Princess Celestia: *hugs Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight Sparkle: *hugs Princess Celestia*
Scootaloo: *beep*it, enough of the feels! I want candy!
Fillies: *start to argue and yell*
苹果 Bloom: There were 焦糖 apples in the window!
Sweetie Belle: IMMA UNICORN
Princess Celestia: *gives Twilight Sparkle a Twilight Sparkle-colored lollipop* Take it home. Share it.
Twilight Sparkle: With who?
Princess Celestia: Shining. Cadence.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh...okay. *smiles*
Princess Celestia *smiles back*
Twilight Sparkle: *runs 首页 with lollipop & ticket* Mom! Dad! Shining! Cadence! Lolli! Ticket! Tia...
Night Light: What is it, my little pony?
Number of 标题 Reference:#1
Twilight Sparkle: *speaks quickly* IWASGOINGTOSCHOOLANDTHENCHOCOLATEFACTORYTICKETSSOITOOKONEANDTHENITWASCELESTIASSOISAWHERCANDYSHOPSOIWENTINSIDEANDIGOTALOLLIPOPANDSHETOLDMETOSJATEITWITHYOUANDYOU *points to Shining Armor, then Princess Cadence.* SOIWANNA
Shining Armor: *looks at Princess Cadence*
Princess Cadence: *looks at Shining Armor*
Shining Armor & Princess Cadence: *looks at Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight Sparkle: *drops jaw*
Princess Cadence: *nods, looks at Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *nods, looks at Twilight Sparkle*
Princess Cadence: *looks at Twilight Sparkle
Shining Armor & Princess Cadence: Okay.
Twilight Sparkle: Yay!
Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor & Princess Cadence:*licking lollipop*
Twilight Velvet: *takes ticket from Twilight Sparkle, looks at it* What is "Celestia's 浓情巧克力 Factory?" *squints*

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E2 part 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [sighs] 你 know the worst thing about 你 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 你 for 建议 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 你 know, 'cause 你 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 你 talking about? I had good 老友记 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 照片 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 5

posted by Canada24

Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 你 know how we put 你 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 你 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 或者 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...

Awesome 小马 pics

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? 你 called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: 你 could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: 你 came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case 你 were wondering.
Amanda: Did 你 take our advice...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: 你 know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, 或者 terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. 你 don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

Sweet 苹果 Massicure spoof part 10

posted by Canada24

It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 你 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 爱情 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 爱情 me.
Ditto: 你 got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 或者 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 你 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Sweet 苹果 Massicure spoof, part 7

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't 你 the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings 你 here?.. All out of 甜甜圈 in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then 你 might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do 你 want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 星, 星级 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 由 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 你 have parked too close to a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 火, 消防 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 你 have to park ten hooves, or...

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator

AWESOME 小马 PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another 日 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see 你 now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....