This story takes place many years ago..


Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): 嘿 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 交叉, 十字架 eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 你 ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, 你 were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. 你 look unique. Just like 你 yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder 你 were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Hey.. Would 你 go on a 日期 with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes 你 look even stupider then before..
Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this 刀 away (shows a 面包 knife).
Derpy: It goes in the 厨房 silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the 刀 ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: 嘿 cuz did 你 se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID 你 STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-


LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the 刀 into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't 你 ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go 首页 and put 大麻 into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for 你 cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.


CUT AWAY:
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten 墙 violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called 你 an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.


TO BE CONTAINUED