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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told 你 stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy 由 the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That 你 so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck 你 man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for 你 sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... 你 just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as 你 say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* 你 did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: 你 should hear his 更多 最近的 ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what 你 did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! 你 did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: 你 know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. 你 guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.


2 B CONTAINED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 由 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 你 have parked too close to a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 火, 消防 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 你 have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 你 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 你 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 苹果 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 苹果 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
皇后乐队 of Changelings: This 日 is going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 日 was going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 老友记 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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